TWAS THER NIGHT B4 Chistmas...

[DM Michigan]

im starting a christmas story to get evry1 in the christmas spirit. this is just like the three word story but try to keep it christmas theemed. i start

twas the night befor christmas....
(i know that was 5 but i started it)

 

[DM Lordlander]

and nobody knew (lets not turn this into a sex story like the last one)

 

[DM Michigan]

that santa was

 

[DM Lordlander]

big and fat

 

[DM Lordlander]

full of cookies

 

[DM Lordlander]

milk, and stew

 

[Gala]

who gave shit in wrapped boxes

 

[Gala]

to little boys and girls

 

[DM Michigan]

then he drank

 

[Gala]

piss from the little buyz and girlz toilets

 

[DM Lordlander]

3 words chris, 3 words!!

 

[DM Michigan]

and then shot

 

[DM Lordlander]

shot the sherif!!

 

[DM Michigan]

but did not

 

[DM Michigan]

shoot the deputie

 

[DM Michigan]

meanwhile, in the north pole

 

[Gala]

(its not a 3 word story...its realated to it )
Mrs. Claus was getting anal raped by her reindeer

 

[RizZaHReCToR]

which had siffulus

 

[DM Michigan]

and hepitius A B and C

 

[DM Michigan]

and had herpes