Cool pick up lines

[DM Lordlander]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Great one chuck.
Unfortuantly i dont have any.

 

[Murf]

Your hair is brown like my poop. And I sculpt my poop. You will be my next creation.

 

[DM FoCuS]

wow murf haha

 

[DM Major Meat]

Do you mind if i hang out with you till its safe back where i farted?

 

[Royal1Wun]

Hi my name is Royal,

Wanna fuck?

 

[xLinsteRx]

LL, you dont have any, cause you have no need for any...yet

 

[DM4L KY]

so if you were a pirate would you have you parot on this shoulder (put your arm around her ) or this shoulder?

 

[DM CptReilly]

I usually just throw down some of the classic CPT charm and let it work its magic:

Pick up lines, said immediately upon approach:

"Girl, that ass is gonna look like swiss cheese after I get through with it"

"Woah you look pretty much tore up from the floor up... mind if I take a crack at that?"

"They call me the Captain *flex repeatedly*... permission to board"

Gentlemen, these gems are sure to get their lady parts all moist.

 

[Murf]

I usually just throw down some of the classic CPT charm and let it work its magic:

Pick up lines, said immediately upon approach:

"Girl, that ass is gonna look like swiss cheese after I get through with it"

"Woah you look pretty much tore up from the floor up... mind if I take a crack at that?"

"They call me the Captain *flex repeatedly*... permission to board"

Gentlemen, these gems are sure to get their lady parts all moist.

and if that doesn't work. Always remember.

Dead girls can't say no.

 

[DM JackBauer]

i got one

If i was a terroist you just blew me away baby.

 

[DM Lordlander]

and if that doesn't work. Always remember.

Dead girls can't say no.

lmao

 

[DM CharlesK]

I usually just throw down some of the classic CPT charm and let it work its magic:

Pick up lines, said immediately upon approach:

"Girl, that ass is gonna look like swiss cheese after I get through with it"

"Woah you look pretty much tore up from the floor up... mind if I take a crack at that?"

"They call me the Captain *flex repeatedly*... permission to board"

Gentlemen, these gems are sure to get their lady parts all moist.

OMG Flex repeatedly? LMAO reminds me of what Charlies Day would do.. lol.

i got one

If i was a terroist you just blew me away baby.

LMAO this i great, i am laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes.

 

[DM Deathrow]

Imagine the scenario:

Girl: I have a boyfriend though
Boy: That's OK. I have a pet goldfish.
Girl: What?
Boy: Oh sorry. I thought we were talking about things that don't mater.

 

[Coolking101]

You don't smell like salmon, let me get jammin.

 

[DM CuBaN]

You don't smell like salmon, let me get jammin.

Even tho this is 4 years old...


Hey Beautiful! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs

 

[temporary User]

1. Eww you farted. "No baby I just blew you a kiss"

2. If me and you were squirrls can I pop a few nuts up your hole

3. You look like my HOT sister

4. Dam baby you almost as good as your sister

5. If I picked a boger id name it after you..

lol I made a few of those up...

 

[DM RC-blazer]

“Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”

 

[Velatorix]

I've been wearing Old Spice LOOOOOOONG before the old spice guy came along. Gotta say though, he is an inspiration. If I was a woman....

 

[DM Cyclone]

hey can u guess what my favorite word is? :coffee:

its menu......

because its ME N U :rofl4: