What will you do when the zombie apocalypse comes?

[DM DMan]

well....you guys just thought of the obvious things that anybody could do but i.....i think outside the box......

First I'd run to my favorite porn store (Gotham City) and I get my beautiful, first love........Blowserella. Then I'll make a long distance call to Dallas to get Chuck Norris, knowing that he's roundhouse kicking his way through town. Tell him to get his ass here ASAP...wait 0.0001 seconds and he shows up. I let him defend me while i'm having a good time with Blowsie....then i'll have him fly me to Bill Gates's Mansion, kill Zombie Bill Gates with a shotgun to the dragonballz and take his time machine(yes....he's that rich) While i'm still having a good time with Blowsie, i'll send myself back in time to do two things: 1. Go back in time to congratulate Hitler on making the blow up doll (he was one nasty mother fuhrer!) then GTFO!!!!!!! 2. Go back to when Chuck Norris first got his black belt and bring him back to Bill Gates Mansion so I have two fuckin Chuckies! Then I'll just sit back and enjoy all the shit Bill Gates has....probably has an unlimited amount of food and shit for me soooooo.....yeah. But if I can't get to Bill Gates, I'll go to the Playboy Mansion and fuck all the Zombie Bunnies

 

[DM FlyMEXboy]

lmfao this thread started off looking like a plan to win zombie mode on w@w then escalated to random shit...

BTW all i need is an ipod with a shitload of music and a baseball bat. ima busta-bitch with my nasty @$$ swings

 

[DM God§ H3®o]

I will cry like a little bitch in the corner of my room

 

[DM FlyMEXboy]

lol.........

 

[DM Ace of SPADES]

jus give me a cheeseburger.then ill die in peace.........

 

[DM Major Meat]

MG says she wants to be a Zombie Hotty with one Tittie hanging out.

She feels this would lure the Cpt in... so she could bite him & eat his brains.

 

[DM4L SK]

I'd love to be a zombie if MG gets to touch me

 

[DM firevice]

I will cry like a little bitch in the corner of my room

LMFAO .

 

[DM Undead_CORPSE69]

i wuud get alot of guns thn i wud make a mission on lookin for all or most of the dm members and we would make a fort with alot of shit and alot of food and water and a bunch of power


i still hav other ideas too (sort of with an rv)
but yea i hav alot more ideas on wat i wud totally do if the world went into complete hell and chaos

 

[BustaCap]

im gonna go steal a a big boat wit shit load of grls and food and guns and ammo and gooo chill in middle of da ocean

 

[DM Undead_CORPSE69]

i gto another here i wud baracked (spell chek) my house with alot of furniture and shit all over the windows thn i wud go up stairs and drop alot of shit and mattresses on the stairs so they cant go up thn i wud jus lik chill with all the necesities needed and i wud find a way to get to the roof and ill mak a look out tower and shit thn i wud hav my awsome zombie ride with machine guns front back and top mounted and thn if i need somthin ill get in it with som othr ppl and go get more shit and food

 

[DM Quake]

Bazooka!! FTW <<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 

[DM CptReilly]

I would hire Ariza and Kobe to sucker-punch and rape every zombie respectively.

 

[DM Undead_CORPSE69]

u guys kno wat we shud do k if this gets 2 out of hand nd all hell breaks loose we shud all go nd meet in 1 location my vote ALASKA

 

[DM Razor_Bladez]

if UC's idea islegit i would be the first one he see's i prolly only live like 5 min. away from him...
and then we'll get Roy, Cpt, MM, and Colt...(colt only becuz we need feed the zombies something..)

 

[DM Razor_Bladez]

if all hell breaks lose id go back to the source (mexico) only becuz theyd ove out by then

 

[DM firevice]

CPT is already with me foo

 

[DM xKiLL4x]

IL KEEP BEATN MA MEAT

 

[DM xKiLL4x]

STIL BEATN MA MEAT

DEN IL TEACH DA ZOMBIE 2 BEAT MEAT

LMAO............................

 

[DM xKiLL4x]

i rlly dank dis thread iz funy