Lie Detector Robot

[DM Major Meat]

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
So he decides to try it out at dinner.
Dad asks his son, "Where were you today during school?"
The son says, "At school."
*Robot slaps son*
"Ok, I went to the movies."
Dad says, "Which one?"
The son says, "Toy Story."
*Robot slaps son again*
"Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star."
Dad says, "WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was."
*Robot slaps dad*
Mom says, "HAHA!! After all he is your son."
*Robot slaps mom*

 

[Simkin]

lmfao MM! you get that from a site?

 

[DM Morbid]

hahahahah how about this one

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!

 

[DM RC-blazer]

Ah man Morbid, if I told that to one of my girl friends, I'd get slapped! xD

 

[Simkin]

lmfao word RC if they can catch us

 

[DM Viktomize]

hahahahah how about this one

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!

That's a page on facebook lol.

 

[Mobius 1]

That's a page on facebook lol.

No, its a old joke is all

 

[DM Viktomize]

No, its a old joke is all

OK? It's also a page on Facebook.

 

[GaZa]

Nice find MM. pretty funny still