Written by Starbonell & MDS on 20 August 2013.
Right Price Fred
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MDS and Starbonell don’t always agree on their player evaluations. But if DNA from these two scoundrels were to be mixed in a lab to create some sort of muscular, well-hung, fantasy demi-god, their rankings would look like this....
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*Last updated 8/20/13.
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Right Price Fred
Photo Credit: Keith Allison
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MDS and Starbonell don’t always agree on their player evaluations. But if DNA from these two scoundrels were to be mixed in a lab to create some sort of muscular, well-hung, fantasy demi-god, their rankings would look like this....
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| Name | Star Rank | MDS Rank | Composite Rank |
| Jimmy Graham, NO | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Rob Gronkowski, NE | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Vernon Davis, SF | 3 | 4 | 3.5 |
| Jason Witten, Dal | 4 | 3 | 3.5 |
| Tony Gonzalez, Atl | 5 | 5 | 5 |
| Kyle Rudolph, Min | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Jermichael Finley, GB | 7 | 8 | 7.5 |
| Antonio Gates, SD | 9 | 7 | 8 |
| Fred Davis, Wsh | 8 | 11 | 10 |
| Greg Olsen, Car | 10 | 10 | 10 |
| Owen Daniels, Hou | 14 | 9 | 11.5 |
| Rob Housler, Ari | 11 | 13 | 12 |
| Jared Cook, StL | 13 | 12 | 12.5 |
| Jordan Cameron, Cle | 12 | 14 | 13 |
| Martellus Bennett, Chi | 15 | 19 | 17 |
| Travis Kelce, KC | 18 | 16 | 17 |
| Zach Ertz, Phi | 21 | 17 | 19 |
| Julius Thomas, Den | 28 | 21 | 19.5 |
| Ed Dickson, Bal | 26 | 15 | 20 |
| Brandon Myers, NYG | 16 | 25 | 20.5 |
| Dwayne Allen, Ind | 22 | 20 | 21 |
| Jermaine Gresham, Cin | 24 | 18 | 21 |
| Brandon Pettigrew, Det | 27 | 24 | 25.5 |
| Tyler Eifert, Cin | 29 | 23 | 26 |
| Marcedes Lewis, Jac | 17 | - | - |
| Jeff Cumberland, NYJ | 19 | - | - |
| Heath Miller, Pit | 20 | - | - |
| Scott Chandler, Buf | 23 | - | - |
| David Ausberry, Oak | 25 | - | - |
| Coby Fleener, Ind TE | - | 22 | - |
*Last updated 8/20/13.
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