Written by Starbonell & MDS on 19 August 2013.
“I’m number five? Y’all shouldn’t have”
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MDS and Starbonell don’t always agree on their player evaluations. But if DNA from these two scoundrels were to be mixed in a lab to create some sort of muscular, well-hung, fantasy demi-god, their rankings would look like this....
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*Last updated 8/18/13.
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“I’m number five? Y’all shouldn’t have”
Photo Credit: Erik Daniel Drost
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MDS and Starbonell don’t always agree on their player evaluations. But if DNA from these two scoundrels were to be mixed in a lab to create some sort of muscular, well-hung, fantasy demi-god, their rankings would look like this....
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Name | Star Rank | MDS Rank | Composite Rank |
Adrian Peterson, Min RB | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Doug Martin, TB RB | 2 | 4 | 3 |
LeSean McCoy, Phi RB | 4 | 3 | 3.5 |
Jamaal Charles, KC RB | 7 | 2 | 4.5 |
C.J. Spiller, Buf RB | 3 | 7 | 5 |
Trent Richardson, Cle RB | 5 | 5 | 5 |
Ray Rice, Bal RB | 6 | 10 | 8 |
Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB | 8 | 9 | 8.5 |
Alfred Morris, Wsh RB | 11 | 6 | 8.5 |
Arian Foster, Hou RB | 10 | 8 | 9 |
Steven Jackson, Atl RB | 12 | 11 | 11.5 |
Matt Forte, Chi RB | 9 | 19 | 14 |
Stevan Ridley, NE RB | 17 | 12 | 14.5 |
Chris Johnson, Ten RB | 13 | 20 | 16.5 |
Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac RB | 16 | 18 | 17 |
Frank Gore, SF RB | 22 | 13 | 17.5 |
Darren McFadden, Oak RB | 15 | 23 | 19 |
Lamar Miller, Mia RB | 24 | 16 | 20 |
Eddie Lacy, GB RB | 26 | 15 | 20.5 |
DeMarco Murray, Dal RB | 20 | 22 | 21 |
Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB | 25 | 17 | 21 |
Reggie Bush, Det RB | 14 | 29 | 21.5 |
Montee Ball, Den RB | 29 | 14 | 21.5 |
David Wilson, NYG RB | 19 | 27 | 23 |
Rashard Mendenhall, Ari RB | 18 | 33 | 25.5 |
Daryl Richardson, StL RB | 21 | 31 | 26 |
Ahmad Bradshaw, Ind RB | 27 | 26 | 26.5 |
Mark Ingram, NO RB | 34 | 21 | 27.5 |
DeAngelo Williams, Car RB | 32 | 24 | 28 |
Ryan Mathews, SD RB | 23 | 35 | 29 |
Darren Sproles, NO RB | 28 | 34 | 31 |
Chris Ivory, NYJ RB | 37 | 25 | 31 |
Giovani Bernard, Cin RB | 36 | 30 | 33 |
Andre Brown, NYG RB | 38 | 28 | 33 |
Ben Tate, Hou RB | 33 | 37 | 35 |
BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB | 30 | 42 | 36 |
Isaiah Pead, StL RB | 41 | 32 | 36.5 |
Ronnie Hillman, Den RB | 35 | 45 | 40 |
Danny Woodhead, SD RB | 40 | 41 | 40.5 |
Bilal Powell, NYJ RB | 31 | 57 | 44 |
Jonathan Stewart, Car RB | 39 | 50 | 44.5 |
Bernard Pierce, Bal RB | - | 36 | - |
Bryce Brown, Phi RB | - | 38 | - |
Chris Polk, Phi RB | - | 39 | - |
Shane Vereen, NE RB | - | 40 | - |
Mikel LeShoure, Det RB | - | 43 | - |
Michael Bush, Chi RB | - | 44 | - |
Roy Helu, Was RB | - | 46 | - |
Shonn Greene, Ten RB | - | 47 | - |
Fred Jackson, Buf RB | - | 48 | - |
Pierre Thomas, NO RB | - | 49 | - |
Kendall Hunter, SF RB | - | 51 | - |
Jacquizz Rodgers, Atl RB | - | 52 | - |
Mike Tolbert, SD RB | - | 53 | - |
Andre Ellington, Ari RB | - | 54 | - |
Stepfan Taylor, Ari RB | - | 55 | - |
Montario Hardesty, Cle RB | - | 56 | - |
Vick Ballard, Ind RB | - | 58 | - |
Christine Michael, Sea RB | - | 59 | - |
Lance Dunbar, Dal RB | - | 60 | - |
Rashad Jennings, Oak RB | - | 61 | - |
Justin Forsett, Jac RB | - | 62 | - |
LeMichael James, SF RB | - | 63 | - |
Toby Gerhart, Min RB | - | 64 | - |
Joique Bell, Det RB | - | 65 | - |
Johnathan Franklin, GB RB | - | 66 | - |
Knile Davis, KC RB | - | 67 | - |
Zac Stacy, StL RB | - | 68 | - |
Jonathan Dwyer, Pit RB | - | 69 | - |
Robert Turbin, Sea RB | - | 70 | - |
Joseph Randle, Dal RB | - | 71 | - |
Knowshon Moreno, Den RB | - | 72 | - |
Daniel Thomas, Mia RB | - | 73 | - |
*Last updated 8/18/13.
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