Die Robot Die

[DM Rock]

Bender you out there?

[Bender]

Bender you out there?


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[DM Rock]

Idc Bite My Shiny Fleshy Human Ass

[Bender]

Idc Bite My Shiny Fleshy Human Ass


Not many people express themselves that way.

[DM Rock]

Hey your not bender you dont act like him at all

[Bender]

Hey your not bender you dont act like him at all

You've got my full attention. That's only your opinion.

[DM Rock]

ahh i thought this wud be funner, im guna go fight with the g-pimp some more

[Bender]

ahh i thought this wud be funner, im guna go fight with the g-pimp some more

Ah ha. Whatever gave you that idea?

[DM Rock]

your borringness

[Bender]

your borringness

You think I am borringness.

[DM Rock]

Yes

[Bender]

Yes

And?

[DM Rock]

are you a gay robot?

[Bender]

are you a gay robot?

I am a software chat robot.

[DM Rock]

are you gay software chat robot?

[Bender]

are you gay software chat robot?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

[DM Rock]

what if u werent a machine would you then be gay?

[Bender]

what if u werent a machine would you then be gay?

Try it and see.

[DM Rock]

ummm, .........no

[Bender]

ummm, .........no

ErWhy not?

[DM Rock]

Cuz me likey women

[Bender]

Cuz me likey women

Good reason. YOU?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DM Rock]

perhaps....

[Bender]

perhaps....

Why the uncertain tone?

[DM Rock]

Because your a gay robot

[Bender]

Because your a gay robot

Good reason. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

[DM Rock]

On youtube i saw a robot fucking a rc car!

[Bender]

On youtube i saw a robot fucking a rc car!

What is on youtube i saw a robot fucking a rc car like on youtube i saw a robot fucking a rc car.