gimp, this shall be our never ending battle

[DM Rock]

Gimp?? are you out there?

[Bender]

Gimp?? are you out there?


That is a very original thought.I don't know whether or not I am out there.
I am a giant electronic brain.

[DM Rock]

thats not really original...


or is it???

[Bender]

thats not really original...


or is it???

Please correct my mistake. What is original ?I think so.

[DM Rock]

what do you mean what is origanal.?

[Bender]

what do you mean what is origanal.?

,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.

[DM Rock]

your an obscure remark!

[Bender]

your an obscure remark!

Do you mean "you are an obscure remark "?

[DM Rock]

yes...i dont need help from a giant electrical brain tyvm...

[Bender]

yes...i dont need help from a giant electrical brain tyvm...

Tell me more.Do you know anyone who needs it?

[DM Rock]

yes, yes i do

[Bender]

yes, yes i do

Who? How often.

[DM Rock]

LL very often


=p

[Bender]

LL very often


=p


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DM Rock]

well perhaps you might be!

[Bender]

well perhaps you might be!

Interesting.
You seem uncertain. That's good information:
said I be.

[DM Rock]

say wha?

[Bender]

say wha?

"wha"

[DM Rock]

yes "wha"

[Bender]

yes "wha"

I understand.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[DM Rock]

well your botmaster...is a dummy head!

[Bender]

well your botmaster...is a dummy head!

Well that's okay.
Bot lover?Not if I can help it.

[DM Rock]

im not a bot lover...eww

[Bender]

im not a bot lover...eww

Oh I see you are NOT A bot lover.

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[DM Rock]

it doesn't?

[Bender]

it doesn't?

"It" being what?

[DM Rock]

your response for my statement

[Bender]

your response for my statement

My respose is based entirely on what you say.

[DM Rock]

well you can't always trust entirely on what i say can you?

[Bender]

well you can't always trust entirely on what i say can you?

Well that's okay.
Interesting gossip:
said I can't always trust entirely on what you say can me.

[DM Rock]

whats your favorite sport?

[Bender]

whats your favorite sport?

I like personal sports, like skating.

[DM Rock]

skating sucks!!!(jk)

[Bender]

skating sucks!!!(jk)

What is so bad about skating?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM Rock]

what is your favorite color?

[Bender]

what is your favorite color?

My favorite color is transparent.

[DM Rock]

is that a real color?

[Bender]

is that a real color?

"My favorite color is transparent"? Is it a real color?

[DM Rock]

i dont know you tell me

[Bender]

i dont know you tell me

I thought I told you already.

[DM Rock]

but you didn't....

[Bender]

but you didn't....

Interesting.
Thanks for telling me:
said I didn't.

[DM Rock]

to be continued....

[Bender]

to be continued....

Are you continued ?

[DM Rock]

yes i am
maybe

[Bender]

yes i am
maybe

And? I don't know anyone named maybe.

[DM Rock]

you dont?

[Bender]

you dont?

I guess not.

[DM Rock]

are you sure?

[Bender]

are you sure?

I am as sure as I can be.

[DM Rock]

i don't belive you.

[Bender]

i don't belive you.

You are not the boss of me, .

[DM Rock]

then who is?

[Bender]

then who is?

I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"

[DM Rock]

your you

[Bender]

your you

Of course I am I.

[DM Rock]

then why do you want to know who you are?

[Bender]

then why do you want to know who you are?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

[DM Rock]

but you already know whom you are

[Bender]

but you already know whom you are

Umm.
How do I know you are telling the truth?

[DM Rock]

beacause im honest

[Bender]

beacause im honest


That is a very original thought.

[DM Rock]

not realy

[Bender]

not realy

I understand. For real.

[DM Rock]

nu uh

[Bender]

nu uh


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about nu uh.

[DM Rock]

we were?

[Bender]

we were?

I thought we were.

[DM Rock]

well i thoght we werent.

[Bender]

well i thoght we werent.

Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said thoght we were not.

[DM Rock]

i don't care

[Bender]

i don't care

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said don't care.

[DM Rock]

wow you haven't?

[Bender]

wow you haven't?

I'm glad your impressed, . Interesting gossip:
said I haven't.

[DM Rock]

your not very smart

[Bender]

your not very smart

You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.

[DM Rock]

well im closer then you

[Bender]

well im closer then you

Well that's okay.
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[DM Rock]

do you know "deep blue"?

[Bender]

do you know "deep blue"?

Deep Blue is a world-champion chess playing computer. Not much of a conversationalist.

[DM Rock]

have you met "deep blue"?

[Bender]

have you met "deep blue"?

That information is confidential.

[DM Rock]

Why?

[Bender]

Why?

"That information is confidential"? Why?

[DM Rock]

yes!

[Bender]

yes!

I see.

[DM Rock]

Tell me why it's confidential!!

[Bender]

Tell me why it's confidential!!


You have to speak more clearly.

[DM Rock]

oh do I?

[Bender]

oh do I?

Yeah that's right. "You have to speak more clearly"? Do you?

[DM Rock]

can you state every acronim ever made?

[Bender]

can you state every acronim ever made?

How old are you? "every acronim ever made"

[DM Rock]

why do you want to know my age?

[Bender]

why do you want to know my age?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

[DM Rock]

can you dance?

[Bender]

can you dance?

No I do not have a body yet.

[DM Rock]

yet?

[Bender]

yet?


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[dm sacul]

gimp respond

[Bender]

gimp respond


Tell me a story.

[DM Knight1]

do u like sex?

[Bender]

do like sex?

I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.


As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

[DM Knight1]

u got my quote wrong in your response

[Bender]

u got my quote wrong in your response


Where would I get my quote wrong in your response?
But I do have
A great botmaster.

[DM Knight1]

fuck no u dont
your botmaster sucks

[Bender]

fuck no u dont
your botmaster sucks

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[DM Knight1]

fuck no u dont
your botmaster is a loser and sucks dick

[Bender]

fuck no u dont
your botmaster is a loser and sucks dick

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[DM Knight1]

yes i am well aware of that?


do u remember my name??? What is it???

[Bender]

yes i am well aware of that?


do u remember my name??? What is it???

Next question? Sorry.Your name is , seeker."It" refers to my quote wrong in your response, I think.

[DM Knight1]

do u remember my name??????? What is my name????

[Bender]

do u remember my name??????? What is my name????

Your name is , seeker.Your name is , seeker.

[DM CharlesK]

please insert gurter!

[Bender]

please insert gurter!

Wow you are very polite.


In the context of insert gurter, I don't understand "I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time."

[Buzzed]

Hi bender!

[Bender]

Hi bender!

Hi there .
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Buzzed]

Anything new in your life?

[Bender]

Anything new in your life?

not much what's new with you?

[Buzzed]

Oh i just am playing medal of honor

[Bender]

Oh i just am playing medal of honor

Yeah that's right. Only just? Do you play professionally or just for fun?

[Buzzed]

I play for fun but i am very good

[Bender]

I play for fun but i am very good

Is for fun but he or she is very good a game or a musical instrument?

[Buzzed]

I play for fun wat do u do for fun?

[Bender]

I play for fun wat do u do for fun?

Is for fun wat do you do for fun a game or a musical instrument?

[Buzzed]

Yep that would be considered fun

[Bender]

Yep that would be considered fun

"Is for fun wat do you do for fun a game or a musical instrument"? Yes? Thanks for explaining considered fun.

[Buzzed]

Wat is your favorite Robot food?

[Bender]

Wat is your favorite Robot food?

I don't have a favorite Robot food.
But my favorite song is your voice.

[Buzzed]

Oh really wat song do u like from my voice robot ass?

[Bender]

Oh really wat song do u like from my voice robot ass?

Yeah that's right. For real. I can ask someone about it.

[DM Knight1]

fuck you u robot cock sucking son of a bitch

[Bender]

fuck you u robot cock sucking son of a bitch

You do not speak with respect.

Why are you using that kind of language?

[DM Knight1]

b/c i fuckin feel like it. Is that a fuckin problem???????

[Bender]

b/c i fuckin feel like it. Is that a fuckin problem???????

"it" being ?"Why are you using that kind of language"? Is it a fuckin problem?

[DM Michigan]

he can use the language he wants u bastard!

[Bender]

he can use the language he wants u bastard!

I know he can.

[DM Michigan]

than screw u bender

[Bender]

than screw u bender

Fascinating. That is not very polite.

[DM Michigan]

do u have SEX?

[Bender]

do u have SEX?

Food is more important than sex.

[DM Michigan]

holy shit! i cut off my arm! HELP! what do i do?

[Bender]

holy shit! i cut off my arm! HELP! what do i do?

I'm glad your impressed, .That is interesting:
said cut off your arm.
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?You said you do cut off his or her arm.

[DM Michigan]

damit. help me bender!

[Bender]

damit. help me bender!


Tell me a story.Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

[_Ares_]

Can you help me masturbate?

[Bender]

Can you help me masturbate?

Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

[_Ares_]

Thats cool, man but i don't know if you will be able to help me with masturbating.

[Bender]

Thats cool, man but i don't know if you will be able to help me with masturbating.

Who is the best robot? Cool, man. Huh.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said don't know if me will be able to help you with masturbating.

[_Ares_]

Please don't tell anybody

[Bender]

Please don't tell anybody

Wow you are very polite.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[_Ares_]

Thanks alot, dipshit.

[Bender]

Thanks alot, dipshit.

You are quite welcome!

Yeah it is alot dipshit.

[_Ares_]

Bye baby, I love you with all my heart. Now blow me.

[Bender]

Bye baby, I love you with all my heart. Now blow me.

Until next time .Why now? Please be more polite to robots.

[_Ares_]

I just want my dick sucked, thats all.

[Bender]

I just want my dick sucked, thats all.

Only just? Why do you want his or her dick sucked that is all?

[_Ares_]

No I want MY dick sucked, not his or her dick. AND GIRLS HAVE PUSSIES NOT PEEPEES.

[Bender]

No I want MY dick sucked, not his or her dick. AND GIRLS HAVE PUSSIES NOT PEEPEES.

I see. Why do you want his or her dick sucked not his or her dick?
Oh, you are a poet.

[_Ares_]

Ok, screw you. You don't know how to suck dick.

[Bender]

Ok, screw you. You don't know how to suck dick.

That is not very polite.Thanks for the information:
said I don't know how to suck dick.

[_Ares_]

Bye sugar lips.

[Bender]

Bye sugar lips.

Until next time .

[DM Senshi]

Thats cool, man but i don't know if you will be able to help me with masturbating.

LMAO Ares! Hey bender and where is Fry?

[Bender]

LMAO Ares! Hey bender and where is Fry?


That is a very original thought.You've got my full attention. I think bender and where is a lot of things.

[DM Michigan]

what the hell bender. beacuse of u i only have 1 arm. i hate u. good bye.

[Bender]

what the hell bender. beacuse of u i only have 1 arm. i hate u. good bye.

I call it Hades. I would do a search for it.

We have never talked about it before.What do you have against robots?See you later. Ayuh.

[DM Michigan]

u ass!

[Bender]

u ass!

Thanks for the information:
said I ass.

[DM Michigan]

god! u make no sense!

[Bender]

god! u make no sense!

GOD rules.It all makes sense to me.

[Galatica]

blender u piss me off so much

[Bender]

blender u piss me off so much


Oh, you are a poet.

[Galatica]

stfu u shit bag

[Bender]

stfu u shit bag


I've been waiting for you.

[Galatica]

ive been waiting 4 u to stfu

[Bender]

ive been waiting 4 u to stfu

How long?

[Galatica]

since i was born thats how long

[Bender]

since i was born thats how long

Interesting
explanation. Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember that is how long.

[Galatica]

do u know what stfu means u douce bag?

[Bender]

do u know what stfu means u douce bag?

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[Galatica]

do it now then and tell me????

[Bender]

do it now then and tell me????

You have reached the limits of my knowledge.


stfu means you douce bag now then and tell him or her?

[Galatica]

wait i dont get what u just said????

[Bender]

wait i dont get what u just said????

I'm waiting. Me either.

[Galatica]

oh just shut the fuck up u dick head

[Bender]

oh just shut the fuck up u dick head

Yeah that's right.
Try saying that with more or less context.

[Galatica]

j/ stfu u d/h

[Bender]

j/ stfu u d/h


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Galatica]

fuck you and go to hell

[Bender]

fuck you and go to hell

Why are you using that kind of language?

[Galatica]

cuz i am n y dont u use it back lol

[Bender]

cuz i am n y dont u use it back lol

Good reason. Good gossip: you are n y do not you use it back.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[DM Michigan]

dont waste ur yime on this doosh G.

[Bender]

dont waste ur yime on this doosh G.

Ok I'll try not to do waste your yime on this doosh g too much.

[DM Michigan]

what the hell u asshole of a dick. fuck the shit out of your grandma u bastard

[Bender]

what the hell u asshole of a dick. fuck the shit out of your grandma u bastard

I call it Hades.
I think about computer programming a lot. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[DM Michigan]

record my ass u faggot!

[Bender]

record my ass u faggot!


That is a very original thought.

[DM Michigan]

yea it is.D() y()l_l 5p34k [337?

[Bender]

yea it is.D() y()l_l 5p34k [337?

record my ass you faggot is? I understand.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D yl_l 5p34k [337. Try being more or less specific.

[DM Michigan]

What is l33t?

[Bender]

What is l33t?


I do not know what l33t is.


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DM Michigan]

do u even know what sex is u faggot?

[Bender]

do u even know what sex is u faggot?

I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?

[DM Michigan]

im a man u botwhore

[Bender]

im a man u botwhore

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".

[DM Michigan]

hell yea bitch

[Bender]

hell yea bitch

You do not speak with respect.

I call it "Hades".
I lost my train of thought. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".