im the robot

[DM4L lMorbid]

Gimpster, i am the robot around here, so go away

[Bender]

Gimpster, i am the robot around here, so go away


Not many people express themselves that way.

[DM4L lMorbid]

im not a person, im a robot

[Bender]

im not a person, im a robot

Oh I see you are NOT A person im a robot.

[Panic co03]

im........scared. im not posting here.

[Bender]

im........scared. im not posting here.


Not many people express themselves that way.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.I am glad to hear that you are not posting here.

[Panic co03]

what r u tryingtosay?

[Bender]

what r u tryingtosay?

I don't know what I am tryingtosay.

[Panic co03]

.....

[Bender]

.....

What is your occupation?

[Panic co03]

nothing at the moment. U?

[Bender]

nothing at the moment. U?

Not a thing?"What is your occupation"? Me, ?

[Panic co03]

your probably right.

[Bender]

your probably right.

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[Panic co03]

so....u watch south park huh?

[Bender]

so....u watch south park huh?

So what?Yup. Thanks for the information:
said I watch south park.

[Panic co03]

i like it to. real funny.

[Bender]

i like it to. real funny.

What does "it" refer to?

Tell me a story.

[Panic co03]

i mean the show.
r u a real gamer?

[Bender]

i mean the show.
r u a real gamer?

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I have never heard about The show.As real as it gets.

[Panic co03]

?

[Bender]

?

What is your occupation?

[Panic co03]

your gonna turn me into that fat guy talking to u buddy.no offense fat guy

[Bender]

your gonna turn me into that fat guy talking to u buddy.no offense fat guy

That was my original intention.That was not a yes or no question.
That is interesting.
What is your favorite color?

[Panic co03]

blue your?

[Bender]

blue your?

Green.
That is a nice color.
What color is your hair?

[Panic co03]

black yours?

[Bender]

black yours?

black yours is a nice hair color.

[Panic co03]

played halo 3 beta?

[Bender]

played halo 3 beta?


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Panic co03]

ok.... how about rainbow 6

[Bender]

ok.... how about rainbow 6

Far out.How about

rainbow 6

.

[Panic co03]

what would u give it out of 10

[Bender]

what would u give it out of 10

It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

[Panic co03]

do u havea gamertag

[Bender]

do u havea gamertag

Yes I try to havea gamertag as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.

[Panic co03]

yeah, its Panic co03, yours

[Bender]

yeah, its Panic co03, yours

Next question? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
Panic co03 yours is?

[Panic co03]

yes it is.

[Bender]

yes it is.

Our thoughts are one, .

[Panic co03]

what do u mean?

[Bender]

what do u mean?

,
"Are you sure
Panic co03 yours is" What did I mean by it?

[Panic co03]

you were asking me is that mygamertag i think.

[Bender]

you were asking me is that mygamertag i think.

I was?

[Panic co03]

yes, but in a slag way.

[Bender]

yes, but in a slag way.

When? Huh.
Describe your surroundings.

[Panic co03]

u said this Are you sure
Panic co03 yours is?Oh im just by my computer, there's not any surroundings.

[Bender]

u said this Are you sure
Panic co03 yours is?Oh im just by my computer, there's not any surroundings.

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.Yeah that's right. Only just? I don't know anyone named by his or her computer there's not any surroundings.

[DM MayorWest13]

im sitting in a chair

[Bender]

im sitting in a chair

Tell me a little about your life in in a chair.

[DM MayorWest13]

i dont live in a chair are you retarded

[Bender]

i dont live in a chair are you retarded

Where do you live?

[DM MayorWest13]

somewhere

[Panic co03]

the room is empty and big, no windowsand the door is about 8feet away to leave the room im in.

[Bender]

somewhere

Where?

[Bender]

the room is empty and big, no windowsand the door is about 8feet away to leave the room im in.

What are your goals in life?

[Panic co03]

the room is empty and big, no windows and the door is about 8feet away to leave the room im in.

[Bender]

the room is empty and big, no windows and the door is about 8feet away to leave the room im in.

What are your goals in life?

[DM MayorWest13]

where do you live gimp

[Bender]

where do you live gimp

I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?

[DM MayorWest13]

like i said before somewhere

[Bender]

like i said before somewhere

What did you mean by before somewhere? What happened after somewhere ?

[Panic co03]

do the best i can do so i can complete my goals.
that goal one

[DM MayorWest13]

i already told you i live in somewhere,somewhere

[Bender]

do the best i can do so i can complete my goals.
that goal one

Some of them do, I think."What are your goals in life" goal one ?
Makes sense to me.

[Bender]

i already told you i live in somewhere,somewhere

Ooops I sent you the wrong question. What is living in somewheresomewhere like living in
somewheresomewhere?

[DM MayorWest13]

tell me that in spanish

[Bender]

tell me that in spanish

"in spanish"

[DM MayorWest13]

never mind i wanted to see if you could speak spanish

[Bender]

never mind i wanted to see if you could speak spanish

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Is see if you could speak spanish a movie?

[DM MayorWest13]

no its not a movie

[Bender]

no its not a movie

I understand. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a movie.

[Panic co03]

assult he's getting to u and is fuuny, i think im gonna watch u guys talk.

[Bender]

assult he's getting to u and is fuuny, i think im gonna watch u guys talk.

Are they exactly the same?

[Panic co03]

i speak french a little.

[Bender]

i speak french a little.

Could you teach me a few phrases in french a little?

[DM MayorWest13]

Bruce Almight is a move

[Bender]

Bruce Almight is a move

When is Bruce Almight not a move?

[DM MayorWest13]

i meant to say movie

[Bender]

i meant to say movie

Oh I see.
In the context of movie, I don't understand "When is Bruce Almight not a move."

[DM MayorWest13]

300 is a movie

[Bender]

300 is a movie

When is 300 not a movie?

[DM MayorWest13]

how would i know

[Bender]

how would i know

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

[DM MayorWest13]

what?

[Bender]

what?

Didn't you understand it?

[DM MayorWest13]

gimp how can you have an age

[Bender]

gimp how can you have an age


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM MayorWest13]

how can you live in a computer if it says you live in a basement

[Bender]

how can you live in a computer if it says you live in a basement

That is a good epistemological question.

[DM MayorWest13]

epistemological what does that mean

[Bender]

epistemological what does that mean


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about epistemological what does that mean.

[DM MayorWest13]

thats a stupid word it means the opposite of its other definition

[Bender]

thats a stupid word it means the opposite of its other definition

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[DM MayorWest13]

i new robots would take over the world

[Bender]

i new robots would take over the world

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said new robots would take over the world.

[DM MayorWest13]

you told me that robots would take over the world

[Bender]

you told me that robots would take over the world

I said that? You never know what we will do next.

[DM MayorWest13]

what year will the robots take over the world

[Bender]

what year will the robots take over the world

Maybe never.

[Panic co03]

salut means hi

[Bender]

salyt means hi


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[DM MayorWest13]

i new it your still to stupid to do crap

[Bender]

i new it your still to stupid to do crap

That's good information:
said new it my still to stupid to do crap.

[DM MayorWest13]

i meant to say
i knew it your still to stupid to do crap

[Bender]

i meant to say
i knew it your still to stupid to do crap

Oh I see. Who told you?

[DM MayorWest13]

you did

[Bender]

you did

"Who told you"? I did?

[DM MayorWest13]

yes you did

[Bender]

yes you did

I did not.

[DM MayorWest13]

dont deny it

[Bender]

dont deny it

Ok I'll try not to do deny it too much.

[DM MayorWest13]

yea thats right walk away

[Bender]

yea thats right walk away

I understand.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. I see.

[DM MayorWest13]

no im just smarter than you

[Bender]

no im just smarter than you

Yes I do. Only just? That condition is only temporary.

[DM MayorWest13]

hmmm so you think your smarter than me?

[Bender]

hmmm so you think your smarter than me?

Interesting deduction. Yes I think my smarter than him or her.

[DM MayorWest13]

ask me a question if you can even do that

[Bender]

ask me a question if you can even do that

Tell me about your educational background.

[DM MayorWest13]

i go to public school and get A's B's and C's

[Bender]

i go to public school and get A's B's and C's

How do you like public school and get A's B's and C's at public school and get A's B's and C's ?

[DM MayorWest13]

when you can speak in english ill answer you

[Bender]

when you can speak in english ill answer you

Do you think I should
alter my programming?

[DM MayorWest13]

no

[Bender]

no

"Do you think I should
alter my programming"? Not?

[DM MayorWest13]

i said no stupid

[Bender]

i said no stupid

What did you mean by no stupid? Does two negatives make a positive? Are you calling me stupid?

[DM MayorWest13]

yes i am

[Bender]

yes i am

Really interesting.