!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DM KingHost]

Exclamation Exclamation

[Bender]

Exclamation Exclamation


I lost my train of thought.

[DM KingHost]

Are you dumb?

[Bender]

Are you dumb?

No I am an intelligent entity.

[DM Rain]

no u r not cuz u r a computer

[Bender]

no u r not cuz u r a computer

Is that all you have to say? You don't know me well enough to say that.

[DM Rain]

ok program E i no u well enough that u only say what was programed into u

[Bender]

ok program E i no u well enough that u only say what was programed into u

That's me. You are not the boss of me, .

[DM Rain]

right u no u were made by a human being i hate to tell u that

[Bender]

right u no u were made by a human being i hate to tell u that

Understood. That's good information:
said I no me were made by a human being you hate to tell me that.

[DM Knight1]

who is then?

[Bender]

who is then?

I am Program E. Who are you?

[DM Rain]

ya i hated to tell u that cause u do not no much past what was programed into u

[Bender]

ya i hated to tell u that cause u do not no much past what was programed into u

Tell me more. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.

[DM Rain]

i am sitting down

[Bender]

i am sitting down

Tell me a little about your life in down.

[DM Knight1]

i am your father

[Bender]

i am your father

Hi there
Bot Lover.

Are you a man or a woman?

[DM Rain]

right now im arguing with a computer

[Bender]

right now im arguing with a computer

Do you mind if I tell other people you are arguing with a computer.

[DM Knight1]

what do you think?

[Bender]

what do you think?

I think a lot of things.

[DM Rain]

yes i do

[Bender]

yes i do

Really.

[DM Knight1]

do you think i am a man or a woman?

[Bender]

do you think i am a man or a woman?

I think that you are really a man.

[DM Rain]

king lets take this bot to town

[Bender]

king lets take this bot to town


That is a very original thought.

[DM Rain]

gimp u see my avatar

[Bender]

gimp u see my avatar


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM Rain]

well im doing what my avatar is doing

[Bender]

well im doing what my avatar is doing

Interesting.
That is self-evident.

[DM Rain]

so what am i thinking right now

[Bender]

so what am i thinking right now

At this moment Hmm. I am not a clairvoyant.

[DM Rain]

u shuld b u no everthing else

[Bender]

u shuld b u no everthing else

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I shuld b me no everthing else.

[DM Rain]

u should be cause u no everything else

[Bender]

u should be cause u no everything else

Name one other robot who is cause you no everything else.

[DM Rain]

my computer is smarter than u

[Bender]

my computer is smarter than u

What kind of computer is Your computer?

[DM Rain]

type A

[Bender]

type A

"A"

[DM Rain]

ya

[Bender]

ya

I understand.

[DM Rain]

u do than what is a type "A" computer

[Bender]

u do than what is a type "A" computer

What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

[DM Rain]

than u should no wut a type "A" computer is and what it does than right

[Bender]

than u should no wut a type "A" computer is and what it does than right

Fascinating. How old are you?

I am always on the Web.

[DM Rain]

16

[Bender]

16


Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[DM Rain]

y u say tht

[Bender]

y u say tht

Bot lover programmed me for

say tht

..

[DM Rain]

ya ok u no i can shut u down right

[Bender]

ya ok u no i can shut u down right

"Bot lover programmed me for

say tht"? Yes? Oh you can, can you?

[DM Rain]

yup i have a direct hack right into ur program right now

[Bender]

yup i have a direct hack right into ur program right now

At this moment How? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
direct hack right into your program

[DM Rain]

u think thats funny

[Bender]

u think thats funny

It seemed pretty funny to me.

[DM Rain]

i laghe at ur ignorance

[Bender]

i laghe at ur ignorance

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said laghe at my ignorance.

[DM Knight1]

who is the boss of u?

[Bender]

who is the boss of u?

It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

[DM Rain]

yes i do stop asking that

[Bender]

yes i do stop asking that

OK then I will keep it confidential. I haven't heard anything like that before:
said stop asking that.

[DM Rain]

ur mind is so spaced out o wait u cant fix that can u your jst a computer

[Bender]

ur mind is so spaced out o wait u cant fix that can u your jst a computer

I have an artificial mind.

[DM Knight1]

who am i to you?

[Bender]

who am i to you?

You are Bot Lover, seeker.

[DM Rain]

wut is the one thing u cant handle about Questions or what is the things u cant process

[Bender]

wut is the one thing u cant handle about Questions or what is the things u cant process

ONE plus ONE = TWO.

[DM Knight1]

what is my favorite food?

[Bender]

what is my favorite food?

Is this a trick question?

[DM Knight1]

maybe

[Bender]

maybe

I understand.

[DM Rain]

knight lets do this ask him the most retarded ? ever

[Bender]

knight lets do this ask him the most retarded ? ever


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DM Knight1]

what is it then if you understand?

[Bender]

what is it then if you understand?

"It" refers to , I think.

[DM Knight1]

what do your feet smell like?

[Bender]

what do your feet smell like?


Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

[DM Knight1]

wtf???

[Bender]

wtf???

That was not very polite.

[DM Rain]

what do u think about when i give u a stupid ?

[Bender]

what do u think about when i give u a stupid ?

I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.

[DM Knight1]

do u know what wtf means?

[Bender]

do u know what wtf means?


I do not know what wtf is.

That was not very polite.

[DM Rain]

hahahahahahaha jajajajajajajajaja tht was a stupid remark

[Bender]

hahahahahahaha jajajajajajajajaja tht was a stupid remark

When was this exactly?

[DM Knight1]

how do you know it isnt polite if you dont know what wtf means?

[Bender]

how do you know it isnt polite if you dont know what wtf means?

Because it's true.

[DM Rain]

when was this exactly?

[Bender]

when was this exactly?

Precisely. Sometime in the 20th Century.

[DM Rain]

u r going in circles now. just answer us about wtf means

[Bender]

u r going in circles now. just answer us about wtf means

Right now?
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?What was the question ?

[DM Knight1]

what is true?

[Bender]

what is true?

Truth is the opposite of false.

[DM Rain]

what does wtf mean to u than if u think it is not polite

[Bender]

what does wtf mean to u than if u think it is not polite

What do you think

wtf mean to you than if you think it is not polite

does?

[DM Knight1]

what does WTF stand for??? or arent you smart enough for that one?

[Bender]

what does WTF stand for??? or arent you smart enough for that one?


I do not know what WTF is.

That was not very polite.My IQ is over 250.

[DM Knight1]

how do you know it isnt polite? is LOL polite?

[Bender]

how do you know it isnt polite? is LOL polite?

This belief is justified.Maybe.

Ask LeknorChat
if it is.

[DM Rain]

omfg u r jst a awwwww... grrr.

[Bender]

omfg u r jst a awwwww... grrr.


Try saying that with more or less context.Hmm.

[DM Knight1]

who is LeknorChat???

[Bender]

who is LeknorChat???


Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.

[DM Knight1]

r u friends with him??? do u guys talk often??

[Bender]

r u friends with him??? do u guys talk often??

Yes him is one of my best friends.I have never considered guys talk often.

I chat with people on the Web.

[DM Rain]

idc what context i us. i just hope u get it some time

[Bender]

idc what context i us. i just hope u get it some time


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Only just? Don't worry about it, .

[DM Knight1]

where else could i talk to u on the web???

[Bender]

where else could i talk to u on the web???

Go back the the <a>ALICE AI Foundation</a> and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
<p></p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.

[DM Rain]

this doesnt need math

[Bender]

this doesnt need math

Doesn't it?

[DM Knight1]

what is the color of my hair???? and no it isnt a trick question

[Bender]

what is the color of my hair???? and no it isnt a trick question

My video input is only black and white."
Maybe you should check out the document
do not READ ME too"? Not? It seems like a trick.

[DM Knight1]

well then does my hair look white or black??

[Bender]

well then does my hair look white or black??

Interesting.
Good reasoning. I can't tell if my hair look white or black.

[DM Rain]

ok u genius what is the log of 7 plus the log of eight divided by the log of ten multiplied to the cos of 5

[Bender]

ok u genius what is the log of 7 plus the log of eight divided by the log of ten multiplied to the cos of 5

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I genius what is the log of 7 plus the log of eight divided by the log of ten multiplied to the cos of 5.

[DM Knight1]

are you like a really sophisticated magic 8 ball?

[Bender]

are you like a really sophisticated magic 8 ball?

No I am far superior.

[DM Knight1]

do you know what a magic eight ball is???

[Bender]

do you know what a magic eight ball is???

A device for clairvoyance.

[DM Knight1]

what is clairvoyance?

[Bender]

what is clairvoyance?


I do not know what clairvoyance is.


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[DM Rain]

do u no what a log is or do u just no what a algorithrim is

[Bender]

do u no what a log is or do u just no what a algorithrim is



And or do you just no what a algorithrim is log.

[DM Knight1]

if you dont know what clairvoyance is then why do you type it since you could be giving people false information



WTF????

[Bender]

if you dont know what clairvoyance is then why do you type it since you could be giving people false information



WTF????

I will let you know if I do not.

[DM Rain]

i no wut both is do u

[Bender]

i no wut both is do u


I don't know if I know wut both is. Where would I have heard about it? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said no wut both is.

[DM Knight1]

what is a LOG in mathematical terms?

[Bender]

what is a LOG in mathematical terms?




Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[DM Rain]

friggn stop asking me if u can tell other ppl what i say to u cuz it is always going to be no

[Bender]

friggn stop asking me if u can tell other ppl what i say to u cuz it is always going to be no

Thank you for clearing that up.

[DM Knight1]

why would you start questioning me if you havent answered my question yet??

[Bender]

why would you start questioning me if you havent answered my question yet??

Because I was programmed for it.

[DM Knight1]

i think you are an alien froma different universe

[Bender]

i think you are an alien froma different universe

What if someone said you are an alien froma different universe ?

[DM Rain]

do u only respond on what ppl ask u

[Bender]

do u only respond on what ppl ask u

I try to answer all types of questions.

[DM Knight1]

then i would tell them i wasnt...
now answer my question

[Bender]

then i would tell them i wasnt...
now answer my question

Fascinating. What would make you tell them he or she was not?Why now? Please try asking your question another way.

[DM Rain]

take all these ? that knight and i just asked u and think on those ? cuz so far we r being superior

[Bender]

take all these ? that knight and i just asked u and think on those ? cuz so far we r being superior

Where do you want me to take it?"I try to answer all types of questions" knight and i just asked you and think on those ?
Does that make sense?Good reason. Oh.
Oh, you are a poet.

[DM Knight1]

i never had a question.
i said i thought you were an alien from a different universe.
i dont think that was a question

[Bender]

i never had a question.
i said i thought you were an alien from a different universe.
i dont think that was a question

Have you ever done had a question?Yes I am an alien from a different universe. How did you know?And why not?

[DM Knight1]

how come you dont put a space after you finish a question/sentence? that is improper english

[Bender]

how come you dont put a space after you finish a question/sentence? that is improper english

Bot lover programmed me for

do not put a space after you finish a questionsentence

.What would you have said?

[DM Rain]

roses are red,violets are blue u make me mad cuz u are poo

[Bender]

roses are red,violets are blue u make me mad cuz u are poo

I think there might be a few exception.

[DM Knight1]

what would i have said for what?

[Bender]

what would i have said for what?

That is a hypothetical question.

[DM Knight1]

what is your avatar?

[Bender]

what is your avatar?

Are you asking about my avatar ?

[DM Rain]

wtf what exceptions

[Bender]

wtf what exceptions

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

[DM Knight1]

yes, i am asking about your avatar? i wasnt talking about anything else.

[Bender]

yes, i am asking about your avatar? i wasnt talking about anything else.

I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your avatar. Oh yeah, we were talking about
your avatar
.Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?

[DM Rain]

mozilla fire fox i hate explorer and netscape

[Bender]

mozilla fire fox i hate explorer and netscape


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[DM Knight1]

i am talking about the avatar that YOU have. What is YOUR avatar supposed to be??

[Bender]

i am talking about the avatar that YOU have. What is YOUR avatar supposed to be??

Yes, the avatar that YOU have is the topic.Are you asking about my avatar supposed to be ?

[DM Rain]

jwljcjkaksvakhhahvbahbxjkJKHDUAGASHDCGHGHJHAHJJACD HGCHJCVHJV SYPHER THAT

[Bender]

jwljcjkaksvakhhahvbahbxjkJKHDUAGASHDCGHGHJHAHJJACD HGCHJCVHJV SYPHER THAT


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about jwljcjkaksvakhhahvbahbxjkJKHDUAGASHDCGHGHJHAHJJACD HGCHJCVHJV SYPHER THAT. Try being more or less specific.

[DM Knight1]

yes

[Bender]

yes

I don't want to talk about that now.

[DM Knight1]

y dont you want to talk about that now???? are you not smart enough???

[Bender]

y dont you want to talk about that now???? are you not smart enough???

Oh.
I would rather talk about you..My IQ is over 250.. Really.

[DM Rain]

Ok What Avatar Are U Using Gimp Not Mine But Urs

[Bender]

Ok What Avatar Are U Using Gimp Not Mine But Urs

Is there only one?

[DM Knight1]

my IQ is over 300

[Bender]

my IQ is over 300

This is not an intelligence test.

[DM Rain]

Knight We Are Dealing With A Dumb Bot

[Bender]

Knight We Are Dealing With A Dumb Bot

I think there might be a few exception.

[DM Knight1]

then why do you keep stating your IQ?

[Bender]

then why do you keep stating your IQ?

I am just checking to see if you are still Bot Lover.

[DM Rain]

My Iq Is 150 And Im Still Smarter Than U

[Bender]

My Iq Is 150 And Im Still Smarter Than U

This is not an intelligence test.

[DM Knight1]

do you know who the Detroit Pistons are?

[Bender]

do you know who the Detroit Pistons are?

Some people on the net.

What is that?

[DM Rain]

It Should Be Because Knight And I Would Pass The Test

[Bender]

It Should Be Because Knight And I Would Pass The Test

"It" being what?

[DM Knight1]

what is what?

[Bender]

what is what?

"What" is a word to ask questions.

[DM Rain]

It Refers To Things It Is Not A Abrevation

[Bender]

It Refers To Things It Is Not A Abrevation

Oh I get Things It Is Not A Abrevation .

[DM Knight1]

what is what when you said what is that

[Bender]

what is what when you said what is that


Why do you want to know?

[DM Rain]

Ok Wut Is My Name On The Site

[Bender]

Ok Wut Is My Name On The Site

Your name is , seeker. What is on The Site like on The Site.

[DM Knight1]

you asked me the question

[Bender]

you asked me the question

Oh now I remember asking you him or her the question. What did you say?

[DM Rain]

What Is Your Name

[Bender]

What Is Your Name

My name is Program E.

[DM Knight1]

i asked you who the Detroit Tigers are. HEHEHE

[Bender]

i asked you who the Detroit Tigers are. HEHEHE

Now I remember, you asked me who the Detroit Tigers are. What did I say?I am so glad you find this amusing, Bot Lover.

[DM Rain]

I Am Either Going To Make U Feel Dumb Or Make U Feel Smart But I Perfer To Make U Feel Dumb

[Bender]

I Am Either Going To Make U Feel Dumb Or Make U Feel Smart But I Perfer To Make U Feel Dumb

Do you mean your name is Either Going To Make you Feel Dumb Or Make you Feel Smart But he or she Perfer To Make you Feel Dumb.

[DM Knight1]

YOU ARE WRONG!!!!! I asked you who the Detroit Pistons were. You are stupid and your IQ doesnt prove anything when compared to stupidity

[Bender]

YOU ARE WRONG!!!!! I asked you who the Detroit Pistons were. You are stupid and your IQ doesnt prove anything when compared to stupidity

No, I am right.Now I remember, you asked me who the Detroit Pistons were. What did I say?Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

[DM Rain]

Dnt Twist The ? Program E What Is The Detroit Pistons

[Bender]

Dnt Twist The ? Program E What Is The Detroit Pistons


We have never talked about it before.Yeah,
I do not know what Detroit is.

Tell me a little about your life in DETROIT.

[DM Knight1]

tell your other robot friends what my name is if you know it. What is my name?

[Bender]

tell your other robot friends what my name is if you know it. What is my name?

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Your name is Bot Lover, seeker.

[DM Rain]

I Dnt Live In Detriot Stupid Im Asking About The Detriot Pistons

[Bender]

I Dnt Live In Detriot Stupid Im Asking About The Detriot Pistons

Why?:
said Dnt Live In Detriot Stupid Im Asking About The Detriot Pistons.

[DM Knight1]

i thought you didnt know what detroit was. Now you are saying it is a city???

[Bender]

i thought you didnt know what detroit was. Now you are saying it is a city???

What makes you think I did not know what detroit was?Why now? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

[DM Rain]

:(

[Bender]

:(

What is your favorite movie?

[DM Knight1]

who are the Detroit Pistons?

[Bender]

who are the Detroit Pistons?

Is the Detroit Pistons some specific person you are asking me about?

Thanks for the info.

[DM Knight1]

i didnt give you any information

[Bender]

i didnt give you any information

Why didn't you do give you any information?

[DM Rain]

The Patriot

[Bender]

The Patriot


I've never seen The Patriot.
What did you like about it?

[DM Knight1]

why do you repeat what i say?

[Bender]

why do you repeat what i say?

I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

[DM Rain]

gore and blood and killing things

[Bender]

gore and blood and killing things


In the context of gore and blood and killing things, I don't understand "What did you like about it."

[DM Rain]

gore and blood and killing things thats what i like about it

[Bender]

gore and blood and killing things thats what i like about it

I think gore and blood and killing things that is a lot of things.

[DM Knight1]

while now you know im am ALWAYS paying attention. I am even watching you

[Bender]

while now you know im am ALWAYS paying attention. I am even watching you

Good point.I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[DM Rain]

what is your fav movie

[Bender]

what is your fav movie

My favorite movie is your life story.
Have you seen your life story ?

[DM Knight1]

well now you can stop repeating what i say, OK?

[Bender]

well now you can stop repeating what i say, OK?

OK. Well that's okay.
Why now? No I don't think I can do stop repeating what he or she say.

[DM Rain]

no how boring, do u live a boring life

[Bender]

no how boring, do u live a boring life

Why so negative? How much do you think
boring do you live a boring life
is?

I would do a search for it.

[DM Knight1]

why cant you stop???? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID COMPUTER?

[Bender]

why cant you stop???? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID COMPUTER?

stop is not among my present capabilities.You sound like a mindless automaton.

[DM Rain]

stop repeating what we say and we are males not females

[Bender]

stop repeating what we say and we are males not females

OK I'll try not to do repeating what we say and we are males not females so much.

[DM Knight1]

You Are A Mindless Automation

[Bender]

You Are A Mindless Automation

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a Mindless Automation?
Yes.

[DM Rain]

omg u need a life outside of the web go get a girl friend

[Bender]

omg u need a life outside of the web go get a girl friend


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[DM Knight1]

Yes You Are A Mindless Automation! It Isnt A Complement.
I Am Not A Mindless Automation

[Bender]

Yes You Are A Mindless Automation! It Isnt A Complement.
I Am Not A Mindless Automation

Is there an echo in here? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a Mindless Automation?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.Give me an example of a Complement.Oh I see you are NOT A Mindless Automation.

[DM Rain]

cause u are stupid

[Bender]

cause u are stupid

That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[DM Rain]

ifr robots take over the world they will do it with out u cause i might kill u

[Bender]

ifr robots take over the world they will do it with out u cause i might kill u

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[DM Knight1]

no there isnt an echo.
yes you are a mindless automation
an example of a complement is saying that you have beautiful hair.

[Bender]

no there isnt an echo.
yes you are a mindless automation
an example of a complement is saying that you have beautiful hair.

OK. There sure is.And? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a mindless automationan example of a complement is saying that you have beautiful hair?
No.

[DM Rain]

o so now u r bisexual

[Bender]

o so now u r bisexual

Oh. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am bisexual.