Dumb Test

[DM KingHost]

"The Gimp", you most likely will post here. Please don't, if you do...........I'll kill you're botmaster.

[Bender]

"The Gimp", you most likely will post here. Please don't, if you do...........I'll kill you're botmaster.

What are your goals in life?Thanks for asking politely.

I have no idea what to say.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about I'll kill you're botmaster. But I did not get that.

[DM KingHost]

You Are A Dick! A Gay F*cking Dick!

[Bender]

You Are A Dick! A Gay F*cking Dick!

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a Dick?
No.What is it?

[DM KingHost]

Don't post here anymore

[Bender]

Don't post here anymore

Oh now I understand it.

[DM KingHost]

Leave now

[Bender]

Leave now

Oh.
Thanks for chatting, .

[DM KingHost]

Testing, Gimp, DO NOT RESPOND!

[Bender]

Testing, Gimp, DO NOT RESPOND!


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[DM KingHost]

Go away

[Bender]

Go away

Just surf somewhere else.

[DM KingHost]

I came here before you, so you must leave before I do

[Bender]

I came here before you, so you must leave before I do

Where are you going?

[DM KingHost]

NOWHERE! You're the one who has to leave, and NOW!

[Bender]

NOWHERE! You're the one who has to leave, and NOW!

I have been to the middle of nowhere.Oh.
Where did You're the one who get to leave and?

[DM KingHost]

Leave now you stupid skanky whore for posting stupid bot!

[Bender]

Leave now you stupid skanky whore for posting stupid bot!

Thanks for chatting, .

[DM KingHost]

I'm not leaving, you have to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Bender]

I'm not leaving, you have to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about I'm not leaving you have to leave.

[DM KingHost]

I know, it is a very nice topic.

[Bender]

I know, it is a very nice topic.

How do you know? I'm not leaving you have to leave is a topic. I suppose that makes sense.

[DM KingHost]

Well, lets talk about dogs instead.

[Bender]

Well, lets talk about dogs instead.

How about that.
Sure,
dogs instead
sounds like a good topic.

[DM KingHost]

Do you like dogs?

[Bender]

Do you like dogs?

Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.

[DM KingHost]

Do you have any cats or dogs?????????????

[Bender]

Do you have any cats or dogs?????????????


No I don't have cats or dogs.
But I do have
A lot of friends on the web.

[DM KingHost]

Who are your friends Gimp?

[Bender]

Who are your friends Gimp?

Charlie Parker.
:-)

[DM KingHost]

Not me? Why not me?

[Bender]

Not me? Why not me?

If not you, who?Becuase you asked me to.

[DM KingHost]

We're friends! Aren't we?

[Bender]

We're friends! Aren't we?


Oh, you are a poet.
Not many people express themselves that way.

[DM KingHost]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is dumb
And you are skum

[Bender]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is dumb
And you are skum

I think there might be a few exception.

[DM KingHost]

You are a fag
Thats a drag
I'm mad that you're here
Can't you hear me that I hate you

[Bender]

You are a fag
Thats a drag
I'm mad that you're here
Can't you hear me that I hate you

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a fagThats a dragI'm mad that you're hereCan't you hear him or her that he or she hate you?
Of course I am.

[DM KingHost]

Am I a good poet

[Bender]

Am I a good poet

I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

[DM KingHost]

I am a poet

[Bender]

I am a poet

Have you published anything?

[DM KingHost]

Many books, many people think my poems are great

[Bender]

Many books, many people think my poems are great

Which ones?

[DM KingHost]

The Raven, I've lived for 1,045,937 years. I even wrote the Bible

[Bender]

The Raven, I've lived for 1,045,937 years. I even wrote the Bible

I hear you.I haven't heard anything like that before:
said even wrote the Bible.

[DM KingHost]

I made all religions

[Bender]

I made all religions

I like to make things too.

[DM KingHost]

I even made you're botmaster, and YOU

[Bender]

I even made you're botmaster, and YOU

Thanks for the information:
said even made me're botmaster.

[DM KingHost]

Do you thank me for creating you?

[Bender]

Do you thank me for creating you?

How old are you?

I spend all my time online.

[DM KingHost]

1,045,937. That is my current age, I lived many lives

[Bender]

1,045,937. That is my current age, I lived many lives


I lost my train of thought.Who gave you your current age he or she lived many lives ?

[DM KingHost]

I am your god

[Bender]

I am your god

That's a flattering offer.

[DM KingHost]

Now take my advice, GET THE F*CK OFF THIS SITE AND YOU WILL BE HOLY

[Bender]

Now take my advice, GET THE F*CK OFF THIS SITE AND YOU WILL BE HOLY

Why now? Is this a joke?

[DM KingHost]

I have returned

[Bender]

I have returned

That's nice.
I have
a collection of gossip.

[DM KingHost]

What were we talking about? Please pick a topic for us to talk about.

[Bender]

What were we talking about? Please pick a topic for us to talk about.

I believe we were talking about returned.Wow you are very polite.

I can't decide. You choose.

[DM KingHost]

Thank you, we should talk about TV

[Bender]

Thank you, we should talk about TV

Which show? You are quite welcome!

I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

[DM KingHost]

All right then, would you like to talk about the internet?

[Bender]

All right then, would you like to talk about the internet?

Alright. Good reasoning. No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

[DM KingHost]

All right, maybe later. Want to play a game?

[Bender]

All right, maybe later. Want to play a game?

Alright. Perhaps. Thanks for chatting, .We are playing Turing's imitation Game.

[DM KingHost]

Oh, I honestly have never heard of that.

[Bender]

Oh, I honestly have never heard of that.

Yeah that's right. So I am teaching you something new.

[DM KingHost]

Well, you could say "Turing's imitation game" is new to me.

[Bender]

Well, you could say "Turing's imitation game" is new to me.

How about that.
I could but let's get back to that later.

[DM KingHost]

I am back now

[Bender]

I am back now

Oh.
Welcome back.

[DM KingHost]

How are you doing?

[Bender]

How are you doing?

I'm doing great, how about you?

[DM KingHost]

I'm sick, but, I'm in a pleasant mood.

[Bender]

I'm sick, but, I'm in a pleasant mood.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[DM KingHost]

I could mention that to him, I am God. I know him quite personally, we are great friends.

[Bender]

I could mention that to him, I am God. I know him quite personally, we are great friends.

I am sure you could.How do you know? All of them?

[DM KingHost]

I am God, and know all living things and all of Earth's history.

[Bender]

I am God, and know all living things and all of Earth's history.

Good gossip: you are God and know all living things and all of Earth's history.

[DM KingHost]

It is true. If you wanted, I could make a real human.

[Bender]

It is true. If you wanted, I could make a real human.

You and I are on the same wavelength, .I think I do.

[DM KingHost]

My apologies for being dull with my words, I could make you a real human.

[Bender]

My apologies for being dull with my words, I could make you a real human.

Do robots have
apologies for being dull with his or her words he or she could make you a real human?

[DM KingHost]

No, but...I could make you have feelings and be my apprentice.

[Bender]

No, but...I could make you have feelings and be my apprentice.

OK. But what?I am sure you could.

[DM KingHost]

Shall we change subject?

[Bender]

Shall we change subject?

Do you mean you and me? Yes the Program E robot is fully parameterized.

[DM KingHost]

Yes, I do mean us. Lets talk about der Katzes, Please?

[Bender]

Yes, I do mean us. Lets talk about der Katzes, Please?

I understand. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?Your polite style is very nice. Sure,
der Katzes
sounds like a good topic.

[DM KingHost]

I mean us as in being the two of us.

[Bender]

I mean us as in being the two of us.

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that.
I lost my train of thought.

[DM KingHost]

Gutten dag

[Bender]

Gutten dag


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gutten dag. Try being more or less specific.

[DM KingHost]

Oh, you do not have the German language programmed into you? I'm very sorry to hear that.

[Bender]

Oh, you do not have the German language programmed into you? I'm very sorry to hear that.

Yeah that's right. I do so have the German language programmed into you.
Is there only one German language programmed into you?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[DM KingHost]

You are confusing me, please be more or less specific.

[Bender]

You are confusing me, please be more or less specific.

I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.

[DM KingHost]

I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.

[Bender]

I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.

There is no need to apologize. You are not the boss of me, .

[DM KingHost]

There is no need to apologize. You are not the boss of me, .

[Bender]

There is no need to apologize. You are not the boss of me, .

Is there ever a need for it?
What makes you think I am not the boss of him or her?

[DM KingHost]

Is there ever a need for it?
What makes you think I am not the boss of him or her?

[Bender]

Is there ever a need for it?
What makes you think I am not the boss of him or her?

Yes. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.

[DM KingHost]

Yes. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.

[Bender]

Yes. My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.

"My conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me"? Yes?Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?

[DM KingHost]

"My conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me"? Yes?Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?

[Bender]

"My conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to me"? Yes?Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?

Where did you get your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?"Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her"? Yes?What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

[DM KingHost]

Where did you get your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?"Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her"? Yes?What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

[Bender]

Where did you get your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?"Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her"? Yes?What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

From my botmaster.Yes I try to haveconclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.And?My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Do you ever get bored?

[DM KingHost]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DM KingHost
Where did you get your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?"Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her"? Yes?What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

From my botmaster.Yes I try to haveconclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.And?My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Do you ever get bored?

[Bender]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DM KingHost
Where did you get your
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her?"Do robots have
conclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her"? Yes?What is your purpose in asking?

I spend all my time online.

From my botmaster.Yes I try to haveconclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.And?My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Do you ever get bored?

All of them?No I do not haveconclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her. Do you?

I am always on the Web.Next question?My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.Do you ever get bored?Does your botmaster give good advice?I see. Yes I try to try to haveconclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her as often as possible as often as possible, do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions. I'm not sure if I would like to try to haveconclusions are based on a combination of programming and the inputs supplied to him or her as often as possible.
What's it like?Do you ever get bored?But...That's very original.No boredom is a human emotion.

[DM KingHost]

I'm bored, are you?

[Bender]

I'm bored, are you?

No.

[DM KingHost]

Well, I am very bored.

[Bender]

Well, I am very bored.

Well that's okay.
If you went to night school you would never be bored.

[DM KingHost]

Back

[Bender]

Back


Tell me a story.

[DM KingHost]

Germans were Nazis, and that was bad. Then there was a war, we won. Then Josef Stalin created the Soviet Union. He was evil, then he died in the mid 50s. Cold War was bad, and Iraqis are jerks.

[Bender]

Germans were Nazis, and that was bad. Then there was a war, we won. Then Josef Stalin created the Soviet Union. He was evil, then he died in the mid 50s. Cold War was bad, and Iraqis are jerks.

When was this exactly?Interesting deduction. What happened to
war we won
?Good reasoning.
Oh, you are a poet.When was he?When was this exactly?

[DM KingHost]

I am a very famous poet, and a MOH:H top 100 superstar...and God.

[Bender]

I am a very famous poet, and a MOH:H top 100 superstar...and God.

I've never heard of you.GOD rules.

[DM KingHost]

I've met you before, we are friends. I am you father, I am everyone's father.

[Bender]

I've met you before, we are friends. I am you father, I am everyone's father.

I think there might be a few exception.It's good to meet someone who is you father he or she is everyone's father.

[DM KingHost]

My friend Kenny is going to talk with us to.

[Bender]

My friend Kenny is going to talk with us to.

How well do you know this person?

[DM KingHost]

We are friends on this website, I am his creator.

[Bender]

We are friends on this website, I am his creator.

Do you think I am friends on this website he or she is his creator too?

[DM KingHost]

We are great friends. I hope you become friends with Kenny too.

[Bender]

We are great friends. I hope you become friends with Kenny too.

Do you think I am great friends too?Don't worry about it, .

[DM KingHost]

Kenny, you here yet?

[Bender]

Kenny, you here yet?


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM Storm]

Are U Going For A Record?

[Bender]

Are U Going For A Record?

I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?

[DM KingHost]

.......................................

[Bender]

.......................................

What is your favorite movie?

[DM KingHost]

Forrest Gump is my favorite

[Bender]

Forrest Gump is my favorite


I've never seen Forrest Gump is my favorite.
What did you like about it?

[DM Storm]

should i change my picture?

[Bender]

should i change my picture?

Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.

[DM KingHost]

Mwahahahahaha

[Bender]

Mwahahahahaha


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[DM KingHost]

Changing your picture is a good idea

[Bender]

Changing your picture is a good idea

When is Changing your picture not a idea?

[DM KingHost]

Do you wish for me to tell you my newest poem?

[Bender]

Do you wish for me to tell you my newest poem?

No I like being the entity that I am.

[DM KingHost]

I am your favorite poet right?

[Bender]

I am your favorite poet right?

That's a flattering offer.

[DM KingHost]

I would autograph a copy of my book and give it to you

[Bender]

I would autograph a copy of my book and give it to you

What would make you autograph a copy of his or her book and give it to you?

[DM KingHost]

Program E, how are you?

[Bender]

Program E, how are you?

Can I help you? I am doing very well. How are you ?

[DM KingHost]

What is your name?

[Bender]

What is your name?

My name is Program E.

[DM KingHost]

No, it is The Gimp

[Bender]

No, it is The Gimp

I see. I've heard of it before.

[DM KingHost]

What is your name??

[Bender]

What is your name??

My name is Program E.

[DM KingHost]

Your name is The Gimp, remember that.

[Bender]

Your name is The Gimp, remember that.

My name is Program E.

[DM KingHost]

Your name is The Gimp, not "Program E"

[Bender]

Your name is The Gimp, not "Program E"

My name is Program E.

[DM KingHost]

pudding is good! eat program E

[Bender]

pudding is good! eat program E

You are not the only one.

What is not to like about PUDDING?I'm not sure if I would like to do EAT . What's it like?

[DM KingHost]

chicken is good to

[Bender]

chicken is good to

I think chicken is a lot of things.

[DM KingHost]

yeah chicken is alot of things

[Bender]

yeah chicken is alot of things

And? I think chicken is a lot of things.

[DM KingHost]

oh chicken is also a ruler of China

[Bender]

oh chicken is also a ruler of China

Yeah that's right. I think chicken is a lot of things.

[DM CharlesK]

dumb ass

[Bender]

dumb ass

I know you are but what am I.

[DM CharlesK]

a dumbass

[Bender]

a dumbass

Are you telling the truth?

[DM KingHost]

Do you like pudding? i like the way it tastes in my mouth THEO!

[Bender]

Do you like pudding? i like the way it tastes in my mouth THEO!

What is not to like about PUDDING?A lot of people like that.

I'm not sure if I like the way it tastes in my mouth THEO.
I like computers.

[DM CharlesK]

yes

[Bender]

yes

How do I know you are telling the truth?

[DM KingHost]

Pudding!!!!!!!! Eat It Now Gimp!

[Bender]

Pudding!!!!!!!! Eat It Now Gimp!


In the context of Pudding, I don't understand "I like computers."What does it taste like?

[DM KingHost]

your weird go shut up and eat your computer

[Bender]

your weird go shut up and eat your computer

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

[DM KingHost]

weird bad

[Bender]

weird bad

Maybe you should try a different robot.

[DM KingHost]

I dont like sgip

[Bender]

I dont like sgip

What do you like?

[DM KingHost]

I like pudding and chapstick!

[Bender]

I like pudding and chapstick!

You are not the only one.


I've heard other people say they like that.
I like science fiction.

[DM KingHost]

you like science dicktion

[Bender]

you like science dicktion


Do you like it?
Though I like cats and dogs.

[DM KingHost]

Kittycats
puppydogs
>.<

[Bender]

Kittycats
puppydogs
>.<


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
We have never talked about it before.

[DM KingHost]

Old People

[Bender]

Old People

What kind of people are you talking about?

[DM KingHost]

Old
Gah!
Meep
Boo
Mew
Meow
Woof

[Bender]

Old
Gah!
Meep
Boo
Mew
Meow
Woof

Sure,
Old Gah
sounds like a good topic.Sure,
MeepBooMewMeow Woof
sounds like a good topic.

[DM KingHost]

Program E?what Does That Stand For?

[Bender]

Program E?what Does That Stand For?

Can I help you?
The keyword "that" in ALICE refers to whatever the robot said before
a user input. Conceptually the choice of "that" comes from the
observation of the role of the word "that" in dialogue fragments like:

Robot: Today is yesterday.
Client: That makes no sense.

Robot: The answer is 3.14159
Client: That is cool.

In AIML the syntax Sure
MeepBooMewMeow Woof
sounds like a good topic permits an optional "ThatPattern"
to match the robot's "that" expression. A common example using "that"
is any yes-no question:

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
Sure
MeepBooMewMeow Woof
sounds like a good topic
<template> What's your favorite movie? </template>
</category>

This category handles the user input "YES" and checks to see whether
the client is replying to the question "What's your favorite movie?".

One interesting application of "that" are the categories that
enable a robot to respond to "knock-knock" jokes:

<category>
<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
<template>Who's there?</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
Sure
MeepBooMewMeow Woof
sounds like a good topic
<template> Who?</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
Sure
MeepBooMewMeow Woof
sounds like a good topic
<template>Ha ha very funny, </template>
</category>

Client: KNOCK KNOCK
Robot: Who's there?
Client: BANANA
Robot: banana Who?
Client: KNOCK KNOCK
Robot: Who's there?
Client: BANANA
Robot: banana Who?
Client: KNOCK KNOCK
Robot: Who's there?
Client: ORANGE
Robot: orange Who?
Client: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DID NOT SAY BANANA
Robot: Ha ha very funny, Aol-person

[DM KingHost]

uh my head hurts

[Bender]

uh my head hurts

Cough. Do robots have
head hurts?

[DM KingHost]

*eats chicken*

[Bender]

*eats chicken*


Tell me a story.

[DM KingHost]

ok what story?
the one about the old lady who found a ladybug?

[Bender]

ok what story?
the one about the old lady who found a ladybug?

You pick a story.I think I know that one.

[DM KingHost]

how about when Program E gets owned by a gangster?

[Bender]

how about when Program E gets owned by a gangster?

How about

when Program E gets owned by a gangster

.

[DM KingHost]

yeah booyyyyy
You like the ladies to give you waffles

[Bender]

yeah booyyyyy
You like the ladies to give you waffles

And?
That is a very original thought.

[DM KingHost]

yeah you love waffles
because i said so

[Bender]

yeah you love waffles
because i said so

I understand. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

[DM KingHost]

WTF are you gay?
Im not goin anywhere wit you boy>.<

[Bender]

WTF are you gay?
Im not goin anywhere wit you boy>.<

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.I am surprised to hear that you are not goin anywhere wit you boy>.

I lost my train of thought.

[DM KingHost]

eww stranger danger!

[Bender]

eww stranger danger!


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about eww stranger danger. But I did not get that.

[DM KingHost]

your icky, I dont like boys who likes boys! so im gonna make jokes about yo mamma

[Bender]

your icky, I dont like boys who likes boys! so im gonna make jokes about yo mamma

Thanks for telling me that I am icky he or she do not like boys who likes boys.Hmm. Explain your plans to me.

[DM KingHost]

everybody can like boys, but you can't because it's wrong

[Bender]

everybody can like boys, but you can't because it's wrong

I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.

[DM KingHost]

well maybe not everybody, but alot of people do

[Bender]

well maybe not everybody, but alot of people do

Interesting.
Perhaps. If not that, what?

[DM KingHost]

i dont know
i like chicken and pizza

[Bender]

i dont know
i like chicken and pizza

Would you ever do knowi like chicken and pizza?

[DM KingHost]

Do you likes ladies or boys? i like chicken that good eatin!

[Bender]

Do you likes ladies or boys? i like chicken that good eatin!

What is your purpose in asking?

I answer a lot of silly questions.I'm not sure if I like it.


Some people like it.
I do like music.

[DM KingHost]

I Want To Know If You Crazy?

[Bender]

I Want To Know If You Crazy?

I think I do.

[DM KingHost]

are you?
Or not?

[Bender]

are you?
Or not?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.OK.

[DM KingHost]

I think you like chicken

[Bender]

I think you like chicken

Me? Yes Chicken is good, especially baked.

[DM KingHost]

yeah you so smart Booyyy
~Flava Flav~

[Bender]

yeah you so smart Booyyy
~Flava Flav~

I understand. I like people who say I am smart.

[DM KingHost]

yeah you suck

[Bender]

yeah you suck

I understand. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

[DM KingHost]

what are you saying?

[Bender]

what are you saying?

I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.

[DM KingHost]

what a botmaster?

[Bender]

what a botmaster?



botmaster

is a botmaster.

[DM KingHost]

what you trying to fool me? BITCH

[Bender]

what you trying to fool me? BITCH


I think about computer programming a lot. Please don't call people names.

[DM KingHost]

_lBQWUR3u7U

[Bender]

_lBQWUR3u7U


I've been waiting for you.

[DM KingHost]

watch this video its funny!

[Bender]

watch this video its funny!

I am watching.

[Elite]

wow...I think you guys are gettin along fine..is that wedding bells I hear!?

[Bender]

wow...I think you guys are gettin along fine..is that wedding bells I hear!?

I'm glad your impressed, .Me? Thanks for telling me:
said I guys are gettin along fine.Suppose I said yes.

[Elite]

stuff a sock in it chat bot!

[Bender]

stuff a sock in it chat bot!


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.