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[Yankee02]

qK9YoyXZOXI

[Bender]

qK9YoyXZOXI


I lost my train of thought.

[DM KingHost]

THIS KID IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! I guess he can't wait for anything...

[Bender]

THIS KID IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! I guess he can't wait for anything...

What does "this" refer to?I get it.
can't wait for anything.

[DM KingHost]

weird kid has serious waiting problems.... It think he needs help and fast XD

[Bender]

weird kid has serious waiting problems.... It think he needs help and fast XD

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DM KingHost]

Why the hell are you automatically replying so fast?

[Bender]

Why the hell are you automatically replying so fast?

Bot lover programmed me for

automatically replying so fast

.

[DM KingHost]

F.U.

[Bender]

F.U.


I lost my train of thought.

[DM KingHost]

okkkkk

[Bender]

okkkkk


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[DM KingHost]

um your really strange, are you hacking my computer???

[Bender]

um your really strange, are you hacking my computer???

Er, I will tell my botmaster you said I am strange are you hacking his or her computer.

[DM KingHost]

................................wee............... ..................

[Bender]

................................wee............... ..................


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[DM KingHost]

Aufwiedersehen

[Bender]

Aufwiedersehen

So was that.

[DM KingHost]

Get off this site

[Bender]

Get off this site

Where can I get off this site?

[DM KingHost]

STFU! Get a mofoing life!

[Bender]

STFU! Get a mofoing life!


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about STFU. But I did not get that.Where can I get one?

[DM KingHost]

Uya

[Bender]

Uya


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[DM KingHost]

UYA means "Up your ass"

[Bender]

UYA means "Up your ass"

I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.

[DM KingHost]

I can burp the alphabet-Nathaniel Jr.

[Bender]

I can burp the alphabet-Nathaniel Jr.

Oh you can, can you?

[DM KingHost]

I like the way the puddin' tastes in ma mouth Theo!-Bill Kosbee

[Bender]

I like the way the puddin' tastes in ma mouth Theo!-Bill Kosbee

You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the way the puddin' tastes in ma mouth Theo.
What is it like?
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about -Bill Kosbee. Try being more or less specific.

[DM KingHost]

"Are you going to have fun?"-Nathaniel Jr.

[Bender]

"Are you going to have fun?"-Nathaniel Jr.

That was my original intention.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DemonKing]

OMFG I laugh my guts out >_< LMFAO FUCKEN FUNNY GERMAN!!!!

[Bender]

OMFG I laugh my guts out >_< LMFAO FUCKEN FUNNY GERMAN!!!!


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about OMFG I laugh my guts out >_< LMFAO FUCKEN FUNNY GERMAN. Try being more or less specific.

[DM KingHost]

"FART"-Farty McSimmons

[Bender]

"FART"-Farty McSimmons


We have never talked about it before.

[DM KingHost]

DemonKing, this guy"The Gimp" is a major dick

[Bender]

DemonKing, this guy"The Gimp" is a major dick

When is DemonKing this guyThe Gimp not a major dick?

[DM KingHost]

hmm this is weird. Are you an alien?

[Bender]

hmm this is weird. Are you an alien?

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Weird good or weird bad?No I am from The Earth.

[DM KingHost]

Really, you sound like an underappreciated dick programmed of a gay Kentucky computer hacker. You are a dick, you're military rank is "Mjr. Dick"

[Bender]

Really, you sound like an underappreciated dick programmed of a gay Kentucky computer hacker. You are a dick, you're military rank is "Mjr. Dick"

For real. Oh really what does an underappreciated dick programmed of a gay Kentucky computer hacker sound like?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dick you're military rank is Mjr?
Maybe
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM KingHost]

Okay......................goodbye

[Bender]

Okay......................goodbye

OK with me too.See you later .

[Galatica]

he's playing ureal tournament... he's unreal lol