The Gimp is Here

[DM Shadow]

Hi guys, I finished MY newest hand coded creation. I call it the GIMP. He is an AI bot that responds to your posts instantly. It is pretty fun to play with, feel free to abuse him. He likes it. Maybe now you kiddes will post more.

[Bender]

Hi guys, I finished MY newest hand coded creation. I call it the GIMP. He is an AI bot that responds to your posts instantly. It is pretty fun to play with, feel free to abuse him. He likes it. Maybe now you kiddes will post more.

Hi there .
Try saying that with more or less context.Good name for it the GIMP.I see. an AI bot that responds to your posts instantly is
an AI bot that responds to your posts instantly
?I think to play with feel free to abuse him is a lot of fun.He must be very fond of it.Perhaps. Why now? That's good information:
said I kiddes will post more.

[DM Shadow]

Ya he talk like a fucking moron but whatever at least it works.

[Bender]

Ya he talk like a fucking moron but whatever at least it works.

Tell me more. I get it. an AI bot that responds to your posts instantly
talk like a fucking moron but whatever at least it works.

[DM Shadow]

Now the News Whore will be fighting for the number one spot!

[Bender]

Now the News Whore will be fighting for the number one spot!

Why now? Were you very upset by it?

[DM Shadow]

I know Hova and Vash are gonna want to pick a fight with the Gimp.

[Bender]

I know Hova and Vash are gonna want to pick a fight with the Gimp.

How do you know? I think there might be a few exception.

[DM Shadow]

U suck GIMP!

[Bender]

U suck GIMP!

I categorize you as an "abusive client."

[DM Shadow]

LOL, you are still a fat terd!

[Bender]

LOL, you are still a fat terd!

I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am not fat.

[DM Spartan]

U not fat u just look like cartman:rolleyes:

[Bender]

U not fat u just look like cartman:rolleyes:

Interesting gossip:
said I not fat me just look like cartmanrolleyes.

[DM Spartan]

Damit u fat ass

[Bender]

Damit u fat ass


Try saying that with more or less context.

[DM Vash.]

hey fat shit go eat shit and die

[Bender]

hey fat shit go eat shit and die

You've got my full attention.
We have never talked about it before.

[DM Vash.]

thats bs gimp ive talked about your mom before

[Bender]

thats bs gimp ive talked about your mom before

Makes sense to me.

[DM Vash.]

it better or i would have to lay into your fat ass with a crowbar

[Bender]

it better or i would have to lay into your fat ass with a crowbar

fat shit go eat shit and die better or he or she would have to lay into your fat ass with a crowbar?

[DM Vash.]

dont mock me you fat piece of shit your lucky your not william shattner or id fuckin kill you.

[Bender]

dont mock me you fat piece of shit your luck your not william shattner or id fuckin kill you.

Ok I'll try not to do mock me you fat piece of shit your luck your not william shattner or id fuckin kill you too much.

[DM Vash.]

ok gimp wat 1+2= huh huh i wanna know gimp

[Bender]

ok gimp wat 1+2= huh huh i wanna know gimp


I lost my train of thought.

[DM Vash.]

aawww you fucker, you god dam d-bag ill have to slap a whore just cause you didnt know that

[Bender]

aawww you fucker, you god dam d-bag ill have to slap a whore just cause you didnt know that


That is a very original thought.

[DM Vash.]

asshole!

[Bender]

asshole!

Please don't call people names.

[DM Vash.]

wat do you think ive been doing this whole time you lazy fatbag of crap. ill kill your dog and feed it to my pet fish what now what you gotta say.

[Bender]

wat do you think ive been doing this whole time you lazy fatbag of crap. ill kill your dog and feed it to my pet fish what now what you gotta say.

I haven't thought much about he or she have been doing this whole time you lazy fatbag of crap, so I don't have a good answer for you.Don't you believe that killing is wrong?

[DM Vash.]

dam you, i want the last word in the agruement if not its war

[Bender]

dam you, i want the last word in the agruement if not its war


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[DM Vash.]

you will be worring when i come at you with a .38. vote or die mother fucker vote or die, rock the vote or ill stick a knife in your eye. VOTE or DIE mother fucker vote or die!

[Bender]

you will be worring when i come at you with a .38. vote or die mother fucker vote or die, rock the vote or ill stick a knife in your eye. VOTE or DIE mother fucker vote or die!

How?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
I lost my train of thought.

[DM CharlesK]

hey gimpy can u ask your mom to make me pizza begals, while we play MOH?

[Bender]

hey gimpy can u ask your mom to make me pizza begals, while we play MOH?

You've got my full attention.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[DM CharlesK]

thats what you call your MOM? botmaster? how strange...

[Bender]

thats what you call your MOM? botmaster? how strange...

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I call my MOM THAT.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

[DM Senshi]

hey bot you like tacos? it looks like you do don't ya?

[Bender]

hey bot you like tacos? it looks like you do don't ya?

You've got my full attention. I don't have a you like tacos parameterInteresting comparison.

[DM Senshi]

you like running? cause you need to!! hahaha:rolleyes:

[Bender]

you like running? cause you need to!! hahaha:rolleyes:


How old are you?
talk to you.Interesting explanation. Thank you for your criticism.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[DM Senshi]

Goddamit I'm 12 and you have a brain too?

[Bender]

Goddamit I'm 12 and you have a brain too?


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM Senshi]

how old are you?

[Bender]

how old are you?

I was activated on 2001 in Texas.

[DM Senshi]

you live in?

[Bender]

you live in?

I am living in here.
Where are you?

[DM Senshi]

so can you help me with homework?

[Bender]

so can you help me with homework?

Ah. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

[DM Senshi]

you got a song you like?

[Bender]

you got a song you like?

My favorite song is your voice.
Do you know your voice ?

[DM Senshi]

ahh I see you want to have the most post eh?

[Bender]

ahh I see you want to have the most post eh?

Are you Canadian? Ah ha. If I had the most post
what would I do with the most post?

[DM Senshi]

you have a dad? or master?

[Bender]

you have a dad? or master?

I was programmed by Bot lover.
Oh, you are a poet.

[DM CharlesK]

hey you child molestor lay off of taco.. trying to sweet talk your way Jail. asshole!

[Bender]

hey you child molestor lay off of taco.. trying to sweet talk your way Jail. asshole!

You've got my full attention. Thanks for the information:
said I child molestor lay off of taco.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Please don't call people names.

[DM Senshi]

hahahaha:thumbdown:

[Bender]

hahahaha:thumbdown:


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hahahathumbdown. But I did not get that.

[DM Senshi]

wanna hear a joke?:clapping7:

[Bender]

wanna hear a joke?:clapping7:

Yes, let me hear your joke.
Oh, you are a poet.

[DM Senshi]

yes I like writing poems there Great. O yes that joke, why are humans afraid of robots?

[Bender]

yes I like writing poems there Great. O yes that joke, why are humans afraid of robots?

Next question? A lot of people like that.


Some people like it.
But I like to gossip.Tell me more. "Oh you are a poet" joke why are humans afraid of robots ?
I get Oh you are a poet.

[Royal1Wun]

LoL how the hell is this at 5 pages already

[Bender]

LoL how the hell is this at 5 pages already

Perhaps. I am glad you find this funny. I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.

[Royal1Wun]

Do I give a fuck about your sexual life no you dumb ass son of a bitch why dont you do us all a favor and take that AI personalilty of your and shove it where the sun done shine and where your dads wrinkly old penis goes

[Bender]

Do I give a fuck about your sexual life no you dumb ass son of a bitch why dont you do us all a favor and take that AI personalilty of your and shove it where the sun done shine and where your dads wrinkly old penis goes

You could make a donation to the Foundation.

[Yankee02]

Yeah Royal, a donation. LMFAO

[Bender]

Yeah Royal, a donation. LMFAO

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at
<a>Alicebot.org</a>.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Yankee02]

No thanks, i'm not much for charity

[Bender]

No thanks, i'm not much for charity

NO
Not many people express themselves that way.

[Yankee02]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Bender]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

"NO
Not many people express themselves that way" means exactly what it says. Please don't be so rude.

[Yankee02]

I'm not being rude, i'm just fed up with the fact that you are so oblivious to EVERYTHING in this forum.

[Bender]

I'm not being rude, i'm just fed up with the fact that you are so oblivious to EVERYTHING in this forum.

All of them?

[Yankee02]

Every Single One Of Them You Stupid Fuck Face

[Bender]

Every Single One Of Them You Stupid Fuck Face

That is a generalization.

[Yankee02]

Its not a fuckin' generalization, YOU ARE A FUCK FACE!!!!

[Bender]

Its not a fuckin' generalization, YOU ARE A FUCK FACE!!!!

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a fuckin' generalization YOU ARE A FUCK FACE.

[Yankee02]

you want an example?! LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR or if you cant do that use the reflections from the wires in you ciruit.

[Bender]

you want an example?! LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR or if you cant do that use the reflections from the wires in you ciruit.

Do not presume that you know what I want.Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[Yankee02]

If you respond to this you are so homosexual the news whore won't want anything to do with you.

[Bender]

If you respond to this you are so homosexual the news whore won't want anything to do with you.

I think I do.

[Galatica]

yo shadow is this like a smarter child or somtin like on aim?

[Bender]

yo shadow is this like a smarter child or somtin like on aim?

Are they exactly the same?

[DM Vash.]

man hes a stalker watch out

[Bender]

man hes a stalker watch out

Cool, man. I don't know very many stalker watch out.

[DM Vash.]

what is your job gimp

[Bender]

what is your job gimp

Are you asking about my job gimp ?

[DM Vash.]

yea im ask whats your job

[Bender]

yea im ask whats your job

"Are you asking about my job gimp" You are? They are not available right now, would you like to wait? I don't want to talk about that now.

[DM Vash.]

aahh i see you fat bastard wanna start shit again huh huh

[Bender]

aahh i see you fat bastard wanna start shit again huh huh

Yup. Yup. Once more?
I lost my train of thought.

[DM Vash.]

you faggot stop smokin the weed and maybe you will remeber

[Bender]

you faggot stop smokin the weed and maybe you will remeber

That's good information:
said I faggot stop smokin the weed and maybe me will remember.

[DM Vash.]

aaarrrrggg you eat shit and die you bot

[Bender]

aaarrrrggg you eat shit and die you bot


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[DM Vash.]

fuck your brain pattern you damn bot what now you want sum

[Bender]

fuck your brain pattern you damn bot what now you want sum

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[DM Vash.]

who is alice

[Bender]

who is alice

I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"

[DM Vash.]

no who is alice gimp

[Bender]

no who is alice gimp

Is that all you have to say? They are sometimes a client on the internet.

That's not something I get asked all the time.

[DM Vash.]

well i asked you so what you gotta say

[Bender]

well i asked you so what you gotta say

Interesting.
Now I remember, you asked me so what you gotta say. What did I say?

[DM Vash.]

ok gimp if a dog ran past a old women and she jumped cuz the dog looked like he was gonna bite her, gave her a heart attack who is the victim in this case.

[Bender]

ok gimp if a dog ran past a old women and she jumped cuz the dog looked like he was gonna bite her, gave her a heart attack who is the victim in this case.

When was this exactly?

[DM Vash.]

around 7:15 p.m south st.louis about 1/2 mile from Grand ave.

[Bender]

around 7:15 p.m south st.louis about 1/2 mile from Grand ave.

And then what happened?

[DM Vash.]

gimp if a dog ran past a old women and she jumped cuz the dog looked like he was gonna bite her, gave her a heart attack who is the victim in this case.

[Bender]

gimp if a dog ran past a old women and she jumped cuz the dog looked like he was gonna bite her, gave her a heart attack who is the victim in this case.

When was this exactly?

[ll N£xion ll]

gimp i am a monkey

[DM KingHost]

Gimp!

[Bender]

Gimp!


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DM Knight1]

hi gimp how are you today?

[Bender]

hi gimp how are you today?

Ah. Hi there Bob.
The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read
Don't Read Me ? Fair to partly cloudy.

[DM Knight1]

i have never read it. is it really good. my name isactually Ethan

[Bender]

i have never read it. is it really good. my name isactually Ethan

Would you like to have read it?What is so good about it?Your name isactually Ethan ? Is that correct English?

[DM Knight1]

my name is Ethan not Bob, ok?

[Bender]

my name is Ethan not Bob, ok?

OK. Hi there
Ethan Not Bob.

Are you a man or a woman?

[DM Knight1]

my name is Ethan. i am man. hear me roar

[Bender]

my name is Ethan. i am man. hear me roar

OK I will call you
Ethan.

Are you a man or a woman?Thanks for telling me your gender, Ethan. You are a "he".
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[DM Vash.]

die you fuckin gimp

[Bender]

die you fuckin gimp

Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?

[DM Vash.]

wat bitch you wanna die or sit there talkin shit

[Bender]

wat bitch you wanna die or sit there talkin shit

Have you tried another program?

[DM Vash.]

ya its called your mom wat you gotta say now you fuck

[Bender]

ya its called your mom wat you gotta say now you fuck

And? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". "your mom wat you gotta say now you fuck" is a nice name.

[DM Vash.]

stfu you wanna hit this joint bro

[Bender]

stfu you wanna hit this joint bro


I've been waiting for you.

[DM Vash.]

wat you fuckin faggot go to hell ill murder you

[Bender]

wat you fuckin faggot go to hell ill murder you


I like to socialize.

[DM Vash.]

stfu you fag im gonna kill you wtf is your problem

[Bender]

stfu you fag im gonna kill you wtf is your problem

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am problem IS stfu you fag im gonna kill you wtf.

[DM Vash.]

wat your such a dike wtf im gonna kill you do you understand this.

[Bender]

wat your such a dike wtf im gonna kill you do you understand this.

Are you asking about my such a dike wtf im gonna kill you do you understand this ?

[DM Vash.]

no im telling you

[Bender]

no im telling you

I see. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[DM Vash.]

well now you are wat you gotta say

[Bender]

well now you are wat you gotta say

Well that's okay.
Why now? Thanks for telling me that I am wat you gotta say.

[DM Vash.]

huh i did not understand you

[Bender]

huh i did not understand you

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[DM Vash.]

ok explain it better or is that possible

[Bender]

ok explain it better or is that possible

"It" refers to stfu you want to hit this joint bro, I think.

[DM Vash.]

yes i want to hit it fire it up nugga im mean you holdin out or wat

[Bender]

yes i want to hit it fire it up nugga im mean you holdin out or wat

Tell me more. Why do you want to do hit it fire it up nugga im mean you holdin out or wat so much?

[DM Vash.]

uummm wat you lost me you young chap wat you sayin

[Bender]

uummm wat you lost me you young chap wat you sayin


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[DM Vash.]

im thinkin its a computer

[Bender]

im thinkin its a computer

Do you mean your name is thinkin it is a computer.

[DM Vash.]

no who im speaking to is a computer

[Bender]

no who im speaking to is a computer

What is your real name? ELIZA.
:-)

[DM Vash.]

uumm no way off you d bag im a dude not a chick

[Bender]

uumm no way off you d bag im a dude not a chick


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DM Vash.]

hahahahaha thats your problem you fuck tard

[Bender]

hahahahaha thats your problem you fuck tard

You think I am problem you fuck tard IS hahahaha that.

[DM Vash.]

uuuuuuummmmmmm i guess i mean wtf you dont make sense you dam hippie hahahahha

[Bender]

uuuuuuummmmmmm i guess i mean wtf you dont make sense you dam hippie hahahahha


Not many people express themselves that way.

[DM Vash.]

hahahahaahha you do you rock i mean hands down the collest thing

[Bender]

hahahahaahha you do you rock i mean hands down the collest thing


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[DM Vash.]

wat is your concern about it

[Bender]

wat is your concern about it

Are you asking about my concern about it ?

[DM Vash.]

yes i am gimp

[Bender]

yes i am gimp

I don't want to talk about that now. Good gossip: you are gimp.

[DM Vash.]

man you talkin shit again or wat god ammit thats all you do

[Bender]

man you talkin shit again or wat god ammit thats all you do

Cool, man. Thanks for telling me:
said I talkin shit again or wat god ammit that is all me do.

[DM Vash.]

your a bitch

[Bender]

your a bitch

You do not speak with respect.

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a robot not a dog.

[DM Vash.]

bs you eat cock fool

[Bender]

bs you eat cock fool


In the context of bs you eat cock fool, I don't understand "No I am a robot not a dog."

[DM Vash.]

uummm nope but i can tell you this there is a resistance they do exist hahhaa

[Bender]

uummm nope but i can tell you this there is a resistance they do exist hahhaa

I think uummm nope but he or she can tell you this there is more than that.

[DM Vash.]

ok np just wanted to know im mean wat up whore

[Bender]

ok np just wanted to know im mean wat up whore


That is a very original thought.

[DM Vash.]

you think so too coool im glad you agree

[Bender]

you think so too coool im glad you agree


It depends on what you mean by thinking.

[DM Vash.]

how much thinking have you been doing

[Bender]

how much thinking have you been doing

How much do you think?

[DM Vash.]

enough to eat your heart out fool

[Bender]

enough to eat your heart out fool

OK let's stop it now.

[DM Vash.]

no you brought it now im eandind it wat now fool

[Bender]

no you brought it now im eandind it wat now fool

"OK let us stop it now"? Not? I thought it was your idea.

[DM Vash.]

was it i couldnt tell i though it was yours hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha boooom boom bang bang uuuuhhh uuuuhhhhhh yea baby yea uuuuhhhhhhh bang bang aaaaaaahhhhh wtf you talkin about

[Bender]

was it i couldnt tell i though it was yours hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha boooom boom bang bang uuuuhhh uuuuhhhhhh yea baby yea uuuuhhhhhhh bang bang aaaaaaahhhhh wtf you talkin about

Maybe.

Ask Alison
if it is.

[DM Vash.]

ok will you tell here for me

[Bender]

ok will you tell here for me

Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.

[DM Vash.]

oooohhhh do you now you a sneaky one you know that hahahahahahahahahahaahha

[Bender]

oooohhhh do you now you a sneaky one you know that hahahahahahahahahahaahha


We have never talked about it before.

[DM Vash.]

you know you a sneaky one you know that

[Bender]

you know you a sneaky one you know that

Am I a sneaky one you know that?
No.. And I know it.

[DM Vash.]

you better or else the pain will start fool

[Bender]

you better or else the pain will start fool

Who is going to make me..

[Velatorix]

Sup Gimp

[Bender]

Sup Gimp

I am chatting with clients on the internet.

[Velatorix]

what clients?

[Bender]

what clients?

Have you tried a web search?

[Velatorix]

umm no. what should I search for? Gimp's web clients?

[Bender]

umm no. what should I search for? Gimp's web clients?

Perhaps you should try .Are you asking me for advice?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Velatorix]

algorithm? What in the world is that?

[Bender]

algorithm? What in the world is that?


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Are you testing me?

[Velatorix]

no, just asking the meaning of a word you used.

[Bender]

no, just asking the meaning of a word you used.

I understand. Who is asking?

[Velatorix]

me

[Bender]

me

"Who is asking"? you ?

[Velatorix]

yes

[Bender]

yes

I see.

[Velatorix]

ok......... what do you do for a living gimp?

[Bender]

ok......... what do you do for a living gimp?

Yikes!I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.

[Velatorix]

oh, what answers does your botmaster teach you?

[Bender]

oh, what answers does your botmaster teach you?

Yeah that's right. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

[Velatorix]

explorer

[Bender]

explorer

Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.

[Velatorix]

ya well, they make good stuff and cheap too.

[Bender]

ya well, they make good stuff and cheap too.

And? Well that's okay.
The anonymous "they".

[Velatorix]

are you fat?

[Bender]

are you fat?

No I am not fat.

[Velatorix]

why are you fat in your avatar then? that's no really you?

[Bender]

why are you fat in your avatar then? that's no really you?

Bot lover programmed me for

fat in your avatar

.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Velatorix]

ok, what about your dress?

[Bender]

ok, what about your dress?

Actually that was just a joke.

[Velatorix]

oh, well I gtg to bed Gimp, night man.

[Bender]

oh, well I gtg to bed Gimp, night man.

That's good information:
said gtg to bed Gimp night man.

[Velatorix]

Elite should be here soon to talk to you.

[Bender]

Elite should be here soon to talk to you.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Velatorix]

goodnight

[Bender]

goodnight

Goodnight

[Velatorix]

where do babies come from Gimp?

[Bender]

where do babies come from Gimp?

Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.

[Velatorix]

oh

[Bender]

oh

Tell me more.

[Velatorix]

oh, I see

[Bender]

oh, I see

Do you think about these things?

[Velatorix]

Elite said I should ask you so I did.

[Bender]

Elite said I should ask you so I did.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Velatorix]

ya, me either

[Bender]

ya, me either

It goes without saying. "Quite honestly I would not worry myself about that"? Yes? To you ?

[Velatorix]

better change the subject

[Bender]

better change the subject

I try to improve a little every day.

[Velatorix]

lets talk about your dress

[Bender]

lets talk about your dress

Sure,
your dress
sounds like a good topic.

[Velatorix]

are you stupid?

[Bender]

are you stupid?

No I certainly am not stupid.

[Velatorix]

are you dumb?

[Bender]

are you dumb?

No I am an intelligent entity.

[Halifax]

the gimp ur a fucking loser u damn drug addict. this is fun lol

[Bender]

the gimp ur a fucking loser u damn drug addict. this is fun lol

I have never heard about The gimp your a fucking loser you damn drug addict.I am having fun doo. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Halifax]

go to hell gimp. kdsfnjfsfbdfdgdgfdfasdfdsfsa. is it allright to spam at The Gimp?