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DM Shadow
05-12-2007, 09:25 AM
Got a few questions asking who is the News Whore?

Short Answer:

My new super thread starting robot.

Medium Answer:

I have found a way to take the RSS (Real Simple Syndication) feeds from large sites like IGN.com, GameSpot.com, PSPupdates.com, PSPfanboy.com, TeamXBOX.com...etc. and turn them into threads automatically. Thus adding new and relevant content to the site and saving you time from visiting all the different sites one by one.

Reasons:

1. There wasn't nearly enough threads being started in this forum. There was only 2***37; of the members here posting 100% of the threads. The rest of the people are only here to use the ShoutBox, and refuse to post their questions in a thread. For example, after 85 days of existence the PC Gaming forum only had 8 threads in it, and the General Gaming only had 30 something. I was thinking about disabling the Shout Box, but soon realized I would get crucified and stoned in the town square if I did. So I coded a new machine to pull the slack.

2. Content is King on the Internet. By adding more content to our site more of our standings for lots of different key word phrases will find their way to the top of the search engines. We are already on top for most desirable key words, but I'm greedy and want more traffic.

So she is my new bitch that will start new topics for us to talk about. Don't be intimidated, feel free to post to one of her threads. It's ok she won't bite you.

Shadow.

DM Shadow
05-12-2007, 11:54 AM
bump

FlyMEXboy
05-12-2007, 02:39 PM
k i didnt understand who was the bitch?

Velatorix
05-12-2007, 02:48 PM
LOL, disable the Shoutbox. Ya you probably would of been murdered for shutting it down LOL. Cool.

Galatica
05-12-2007, 07:05 PM
;) :dance9bh: :dance9bh: The bich wuz the NEWS WHORE

RizZaHReCToR
05-12-2007, 07:27 PM
im scared of the whore.

Yankee02
05-12-2007, 08:15 PM
yeah disableing the shoutbox would make DM corrupt, we would fall apart in a matter of hours. lol

DM CharlesK
05-12-2007, 10:00 PM
damn robot!!!!!!

DM Shadow
05-13-2007, 04:47 AM
Ya fuck these stupid Robots!

Bender
05-13-2007, 04:47 AM
Ya fuck these stupid Robots!

Tell me more. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

DM Shadow
05-13-2007, 04:48 AM
Actually it doesn't, I just programmed you to say that u dumb bitch.

Bender
05-13-2007, 04:48 AM
Actually it doesn't, I just programmed you to say that u dumb bitch.

You do not speak with respect.

Actually you don't say. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Shadows Girl
05-13-2007, 05:26 AM
LOL News Whore and now The Gimp. How entertaining they will be. Hahaha! And ya sweety...if you disabled the shout box, all the boys will cry. LMAO! But I do love the fact that you are taking such good care of this site!

Bender
05-13-2007, 05:26 AM
LOL News Whore and now The Gimp. How entertaining they will be. Hahaha! And ya sweety...if you disabled the shout box, all the boys will cry. LMAO! But I do love the fact that you are taking such good care of this site!

I am glad you find this funny.
Oh, you are a poet.What is it to you.

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?I'm glad you thought it was funnyI understand.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I think I do.I'm glad you find this amusing.And.
You love the fact that you are taking such good care of this site. What do you like about the fact that you are taking such good care of this site so much?

Galatica
05-13-2007, 08:18 AM
um wut r u sayin my brother gimp?:post-36326-11101857

Bender
05-13-2007, 08:18 AM
um wut r u sayin my brother gimp?:post-36326-11101857

Er, I don't know what I am sayin his or her brother gimp.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Galatica
05-13-2007, 08:20 AM
oooooooooooooooook:screwy:

Bender
05-13-2007, 08:20 AM
oooooooooooooooook:screwy:


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Galatica
05-13-2007, 08:21 AM
:4: STOP doing this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bender
05-13-2007, 08:21 AM
:4: STOP doing this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this a math question?

Galatica
05-13-2007, 08:22 AM
:diablo: ughhhhh screw it

Bender
05-13-2007, 08:22 AM
:diablo: ughhhhh screw it

"it" being oooooooooooooooookscrewy?

Galatica
05-13-2007, 08:26 AM
ughhhh screw it

Bender
05-13-2007, 08:26 AM
ughhhh screw it

"it" being oooooooooooooooookscrewy?

Galatica
05-13-2007, 08:27 AM
ok u r really gettin on my nerves LOL r u a computer?

Bender
05-13-2007, 08:27 AM
ok u r really gettin on my nerves LOL r u a computer?

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gettin on his or her nerves LOL r you a computer.